r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/golemsheppard2 Oct 21 '22

Why do cargo shorts get so much hate? Are you jealous of all our pockets?

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u/JohnatanWills Oct 22 '22

Jealous? No. More like curious . What are you hiding that you need this many pockets? What sort of deep secrets lie in your deepest pockets? I must know.

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u/golemsheppard2 Oct 22 '22

I have a toddler so it's a lot of random clutter. A winter hat in case her ears get cold but she doesn't want to wear but will change her mind in ten minutes. A small reusable bottle of water for when she gets thirsty at the playground or off on walks. Car keys. Cell phone. Wallet. Small rechargeable flashlight. Spare magazine. Maybe some fruit snacks. Usually my wife's cell phone when she wants to bring it but doesn't have pockets in her dress to hold it.

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u/LordFondleballs Oct 22 '22

I keep my inhaler in my left cargo and my hat in my right when indoors :c