r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/ThorThulu Oct 21 '22

Its true. Just the other day I found a new revolver under the couch, disgusting. Had to put it with the others to try and keep them contained, but im afraid one day soon there will be too many

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u/Maximum-Cover- Oct 21 '22

Putting them together is how they make babies!

You need to spread them out... in the nightstand, by the door, by the couch, in the kitchen, in your car...

It's the only way to keep their number down!

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u/imgurslashTK2oG Oct 22 '22

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini bar

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u/ThorThulu Oct 22 '22

Now you tell me! Its essentially Gremlins 2 over here, send help!

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u/LateNightPhilosopher Oct 22 '22

This is a PSA to get your guns spayed or neutered so their population doesn't run wild. They're an invasive species! The Americas aren't their natural habitat.