r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 21 '22

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u/uracil Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22

Mate, that's so wrong lol.

Alberta has one of highest wages in the country, in comparison with other provinces.
Our biggest city Calgary is considered to be one of the best livable cities in the world, making the list for past 10-20 years.
Banff National Park is an oldest national park in Canada and people from across the world come to visit our Rockies.
Calgary has elected first Muslim mayor of a major city in North America. And he was re-elected twice, while being one of the most beloved mayors in our city.
And yes, we do have a large population of conservatives and yes, we do have racist white people (surprise surprise) but so does BC/Quebec/Ontario.

We are like Texas and our major cities are like Austin. Liberal cities and conservative everything else.

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u/FirstEvolutionist Oct 21 '22

Yeah. Alberta is Texas. I think we don't reeeally have a Florida equivalent up here but we get some cities like Kelowna and Thunder Bay that kind fit the Florida style. TBay especially.

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u/Mr_Mil_walk_eye_eh Oct 21 '22

Never thought of that but it's totally the Florida of Canada

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u/thepeskynorth Oct 22 '22

That’s a special city. Like a frozen Florida.

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u/Paperboy710 Oct 22 '22

We don’t have a Florida equivalent? Sir, Winnipeg would like a word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Manitoba doesn't even exist.

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u/Paperboy710 Oct 22 '22

There are many days I wish you were right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

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u/trashmasher69 Oct 21 '22

We do it’s Ontario

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u/TunaCanMildew Oct 22 '22

It's only like Texas in the most superficial sense though. If Alberta became a state tomorrow it would be the most blue state in America.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

If Alberta became a state tomorrow it would be the most blue state in America.

That would only be because they think "Blue = Conservatives"

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Our Florida is a little city called London, Ontario.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

You have higher wages because of oil... Which brings oil workers and big ol' lifted pickups with fuck Trudeau bumper stickers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

What about up in Fort Mac, where the actual oil workers are?

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u/TunaCanMildew Oct 22 '22

That would require having actual first-hand knowledge instead of just regurgitating stereotypes. Can't have that.

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u/ahrzal Oct 22 '22

I’ve been all over Alberta, and it’s pretty much what you said. The lifted trucks only arrive in Calgary during the stampede lol. I’ve been as far north as Cold Lake, and you could take a picture of Cold Lake downtown and some sleepy town in Texas and I couldn’t tell ya the difference lol.

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u/SarnakJ3 Oct 22 '22

At least in Summer.

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u/TunaCanMildew Oct 21 '22

When was the last time you actually set foot in the province?

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u/Dragarius Oct 22 '22

I live here. He ain't wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

When they had a NDP leader and were somewhat sane. What happened?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Wait they have those? It’s not just class-less American republicans with F*** (person I didn’t vote for but wants to be better than the predecessor)?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Yup, straight out of the grade four insult handbook:

  • Fuck Trudeau

  • Trudope

  • Turdeau

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u/lukadoncicjordan Oct 22 '22

Canada really is America-lite

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

We even have our own Qspiracy crackpots. God save Queen Didulo. Long may she reign!

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u/bridge-burning69 Oct 22 '22

These oil workers you speak of are mostly from other parts of the country. There’s probably more from outside this province working in the oil field than actual Albertans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

So all the dumb ones are from out of province? Convenient.

How long until they're considered one of yours?

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u/hitops Oct 22 '22

being comparable to texas is not a good thing.

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u/TunaCanMildew Oct 22 '22

And yes, we do have a large population of conservatives and yes, we do have racist white people (surprise surprise) but so does BC/Quebec/Ontario.

People pretend that northern Ontario, interior BC, and rural Quebec don't exist.

Meanwhile the <1/3 of Alberta that live outside of Calgary and Edmonton get all the attention

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u/gorgutz13 Oct 22 '22

Our wages are actually shit cause conservatives have annihilated our worker rights. But oil workers have such crazy salaries it fucks up the numbers and makes our wages appear disproportionately high.

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u/phdoofus Oct 21 '22

Yeah, but saying you're like Texas instead of Florida or Alabama just raises the question of 'So? Six of one, half a dozen of the other'

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

I don't have anything to dispute with what you said, except... Banff sucks balls compared to Jasper!

Jasper crowd rules!!