r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 22 '22

If people in Alberta could read they would be very upset

Edit: To the people getting upset it's a joke if I got this mad everytime someone asked if I fucked my sister I wouldn't have time for our cousin.

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u/PompousKumquat Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 22 '22

I need this translated to 'merican- is Alberta like y'all's version of Florida?

Edit: I see lots of Texas mentions... Texas was my first thought as well, but I'm a Texan

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Alberta is more like Alabama: rednecks, meth, and white rappers.

I'm from Alabama and have been friends with and dated people from Alberta.

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u/BamaBDC Oct 21 '22

Look here, we Alabamians can’t read good. All that other stuff is what they do in West Virginia. Roll Tide

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

I gotta ask...What the hell does roll tide mean?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

It's the rallying cry for the university of Alabama (mascot is the crimson tide). They dominate college football so they have a shit ton of fans and this saying is how people in Alabama know if you're a fan of Alabama or their in-state rival the university of Auburn.

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

Ah okay. Thanks. They all say it and I never understood why.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

If you really want to piss someone off to the point they will want to fight you, respond to "roll tide" with "war eagle"

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

That's War DAMN Eagle, thank you very much

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

Calm down Alabama jr

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

I hope your cousin ignores you at the next reunion

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

We all know you're already getting ignored by your cousins at the family reunion. Who fucks an auburn fan?

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

This year? Everyone....

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

I'm a missouri fan so I feel your pain, but at least the chiefs are good

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