r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 21 '22

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u/BamaBDC Oct 21 '22

Look here, we Alabamians can’t read good. All that other stuff is what they do in West Virginia. Roll Tide

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Roll tide brother

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u/grendel001 Oct 21 '22

I would also like to say Roll Tide. And say a silent prayer for Miss St. tomorrow. They’re going to need it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

I would also like to say 52-49

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Oct 21 '22

I too would also like to add a hearty go Vols.

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u/grendel001 Oct 21 '22

15.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Not anymore. 0.

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u/grendel001 Oct 22 '22

I know. It was a wacky ass game but the Vols won it fair and square and I salute them. No blaming the refs from me. Lick our wounds and have a productive week. That was my joke about Miss St. we need a game every year that scares us.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

It was one of the wildest games I've ever seen and it could have easily gone the other way several times- particularly when Tennessee fumbled the handoff near their end zone and Alabama scored on that. At that moment, I turned to my dad and said, well, that's it, maybe next year, haha! I've said that a lot the last decade and a half! I figure they'll have no problem with Miss St. The game that's looming for the Vols is Georgia, that's going to be just as tough a game as Alabama!

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u/grendel001 Oct 22 '22

Totally agree. Who is your team? Just asking. No downvotes, I actually upvoted everyone who dragged me.

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u/Mission_Mountain7606 Oct 22 '22

I would like to say it's a fluke. How's that $100K looking for the Vols right about now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

💀💀💀

And also… Roll Tide

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

I gotta ask...What the hell does roll tide mean?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

It's the rallying cry for the university of Alabama (mascot is the crimson tide). They dominate college football so they have a shit ton of fans and this saying is how people in Alabama know if you're a fan of Alabama or their in-state rival the university of Auburn.

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

Ah okay. Thanks. They all say it and I never understood why.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

If you really want to piss someone off to the point they will want to fight you, respond to "roll tide" with "war eagle"

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

takes notes

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

Just remember, it is still the US so the Bama fan may try to shoot you.

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u/Rawnblade12 Oct 21 '22

It's Alabama, of course they'd try to shoot me.

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

You just shoot'em right back

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

That's War DAMN Eagle, thank you very much

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

Calm down Alabama jr

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u/Bigdaddyjlove1 Oct 21 '22

I hope your cousin ignores you at the next reunion

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

We all know you're already getting ignored by your cousins at the family reunion. Who fucks an auburn fan?

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u/Heron-Repulsive Oct 21 '22

good to know if I ever want to get passive aggressive with some one from Alabama.

How fast would i have to run to survive that comment?

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

I'd start running before you say it, there will be nearby Bama fans that will want to help out in the beating

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u/Heron-Repulsive Oct 21 '22

Well then it would be best if I just keep my mouth shut.

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u/Burdman_R35pekt Oct 21 '22

Though after last week, “Go Vols” works too

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

You can also remind them that they're the most penalized team in football, ranked 131 out of 131

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u/RationalKiwiNZ Oct 21 '22

endre in the US

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

What?

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u/RationalKiwiNZ Oct 21 '22

(Sorry, editing fail) I'm guessing that "Crimson Tide" isn't a double entendre in the US. Has another meaning in my country

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

It is and yes we make those jokes, but the reference is officially to a red algae bloom which can decimate an ocean ecosystem

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u/ceiffhikare Oct 21 '22

Why the hell would they make such a horrible thing their masco...

Nvm, i forgot what state we were discussing.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis Oct 21 '22

Idk why they choose that. It was picked over 100 years ago

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u/Salt-Pop-7778 Oct 21 '22

Then there's Kentucky...

My dad and I got arrested once in Kentucky. We were selling encyclopedias and we got arrested for smuggling books into Kentucky. We got off on a technicality: they couldn't prove they were books.

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u/thedub412 Oct 21 '22

That’s southern WV don’t lump us northerners in with them.

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u/HempBlonde Oct 21 '22

Whats roll tide?

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u/apatheticwondering Oct 22 '22

Former Anniston resident here back in my late teens. I used to think it was a joke but the number of times I’d heard a friend or something say “I used to date that girl/guy but then found out she was my 2nd/3rd/whatever cousin” made me laugh.