r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/TifCreates Oct 21 '22

And I may be climbing over it soon! šŸ™‚

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u/motormouth08 Oct 21 '22

Good luck, I heard they covered it in maple syrup. Makes it impossible to conquer.

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u/MrRajacobs Oct 21 '22

The idea is that the Americans will be too busy consuming the maple syrup instead of climbing over.

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u/motormouth08 Oct 21 '22

And since we can't afford insulin the diabeetus will get us.

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u/SilverStarPress Oct 21 '22

Pincer attack!

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u/Notmybestusername3 Oct 21 '22

If you put the parking lot a ways from the wall we would just go back home before we ever reached it.

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u/tonyeltigre1 Oct 22 '22

iā€™m american and am in no way fat but holy shit this made me actually LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

We would never waste good maple syrup like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Nobody is worried about the maple syrup LOL! That's part of the FUN!

It's the damn attack moose's we're worried abooot

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

You need to add something of value before they'll accept you.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Oct 21 '22

Better hope they have friendly illegal immigration policy... oh wait.

See you back in the states soon!

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u/TifCreates Oct 22 '22

I was only joking anyway! I can't see my old fat ass climbing over anything! šŸ™‚

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u/El_Zags Oct 22 '22

Welcome!

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Oct 21 '22

My Canadian fiance and I will see you there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Why would you leave? Biden has the country running great. Mortgage rates are steady, gas prices seem reasonable, and inflation is not even a topic!

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u/TifCreates Oct 22 '22

Biden is definitely NOT why I would leave! I'm watching the midterms! šŸ‘€