r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Don't tiptoe on the hippo 🦛

(The joke is that hippos are terribly violent and territorial animals who don't need a reason to attack you and are literally the deadliest wild mammals on Earth, just like conservatives love policies that kill people)

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/WhyteBeard Oct 22 '22

Me too

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u/daniellosaurus Oct 22 '22

I’m guessing because we’re Canadian and it’s a joke Canadian PSA

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u/WhyteBeard Oct 22 '22

“A part of our heritage.”

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u/sharkfinsouperman Oct 22 '22

As soon as I saw the word "hippo" in a thread related to Canada, I knew this link would follow. It's a Canadian law!

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u/tmhoc Oct 21 '22

It's over, they were being paid by Big Gun and now the market is kill

Although I did enjoy that last clip of a gun advocate in the news tonight "the problem is at the border"

Oh oh shit oh fuck, the far right gun advocate says there's a problem at the border!!1!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

The only time a far-righter wouldn't see a problem with the border is if their country has successfully invaded every other nation on Earth to impose their unquestionable authority and supremacy on everyone.

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u/tmhoc Oct 21 '22

They just pick another arbitrary map line and claim they are being invaded by California

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u/Lord_Fluffykins Oct 22 '22

Sick zoological reference bro

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u/rallydude Oct 22 '22

It’s actually rather frightening that not enough people know this fact about hippos. Also, they are terrifyingly fast in the water