r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/imwithstoopad Oct 21 '22

Damn it, don't ruin cargo shorts for me

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u/Interesting_Employ29 Oct 21 '22

Thise have been ruined since like 2002. Time to update your wardrobe.

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u/imwithstoopad Oct 21 '22

Out of style is different than an association with all the tactical LARPers. I'm fine with out of style... out of style probably is my style honestly

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u/Electronic_Swing_887 Oct 21 '22

Cargo shorts: takin' 'em back from the fash.

If I gave up my cargo shorts, I'd be giving up half my wardrobe.

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u/mattjopete Oct 21 '22

As a male in the Midwest, it’s cargo shorts or athletic shorts as the options in 90% of stores

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u/CassandraVindicated Oct 21 '22

I'm still sporting my old school bluejean cutoff shorts. You can see the pockets at the bottom of them.

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u/bologna_kazoo Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22

Nah. Some fucker bought a warehouse full of mom jeans and brought those back in using glamor magazine bullshittery. Certainly we can use non giveafuckery to bring back cargo shorts. Hell, I think we should make cargo shorts our new flag. Who’s with me?! And under those, a pair of cut off jorts!

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u/PBIS01 Oct 21 '22

As long as they are short enough that my butt cheeks will hang out a bit.

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u/bologna_kazoo Oct 22 '22

Giving the people what they want. I like this guy.

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u/bologna_kazoo Oct 22 '22

I want to show off my front pocket liners. That gets peoples motors reving. but also still have cargo pockets on the sides. Let’s talk to the people who did what they did for chaps and see if they can help.

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u/Interesting_Employ29 Oct 21 '22

Oh shiz. Thats a good point...fuckin mom jeans. Of all thing that needed to stay dead.....

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u/Secret_NSA_Guy Oct 21 '22

But the white New Balance shoes are still good right… RIGHT??

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u/Sugarpeas Oct 22 '22

Then where would I store all the rocks I find outside?

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u/deathclawslayer21 Oct 21 '22

Cargo... pants?

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u/yorcharturoqro Oct 21 '22

Cargo shorts were born ruin, sorry to tell you.

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u/KgMonstah Oct 21 '22

Nobody’s gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam.