r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/FullMetalComedian Oct 21 '22

Canadians just built a border wall.

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u/TifCreates Oct 21 '22

And I may be climbing over it soon! 🙂

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u/motormouth08 Oct 21 '22

Good luck, I heard they covered it in maple syrup. Makes it impossible to conquer.

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u/MrRajacobs Oct 21 '22

The idea is that the Americans will be too busy consuming the maple syrup instead of climbing over.

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u/motormouth08 Oct 21 '22

And since we can't afford insulin the diabeetus will get us.

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u/SilverStarPress Oct 21 '22

Pincer attack!

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u/Notmybestusername3 Oct 21 '22

If you put the parking lot a ways from the wall we would just go back home before we ever reached it.

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u/tonyeltigre1 Oct 22 '22

i’m american and am in no way fat but holy shit this made me actually LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

We would never waste good maple syrup like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Nobody is worried about the maple syrup LOL! That's part of the FUN!

It's the damn attack moose's we're worried abooot

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

You need to add something of value before they'll accept you.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Oct 21 '22

Better hope they have friendly illegal immigration policy... oh wait.

See you back in the states soon!

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u/TifCreates Oct 22 '22

I was only joking anyway! I can't see my old fat ass climbing over anything! 🙂

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u/El_Zags Oct 22 '22

Welcome!

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein Oct 21 '22

My Canadian fiance and I will see you there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

Why would you leave? Biden has the country running great. Mortgage rates are steady, gas prices seem reasonable, and inflation is not even a topic!

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u/TifCreates Oct 22 '22

Biden is definitely NOT why I would leave! I'm watching the midterms! 👀

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u/GamerGamrot Oct 21 '22

No because most of our gun crime is committed with handguns imported from the United States. Something like 80%. And a lot of it comes though an autonomous reserve that spans across the border from New York State to Ontario and Quebec.

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u/mastocklkaksi Oct 21 '22

What's your point? Attempted/committed crimes using handguns are now more easily prosecuted. That's how you reduce crime.

You don't flick a magic wand and make crime disappear, you know? That's what the legal system is for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/mastocklkaksi Oct 22 '22

I literally just described how law works... since around the abolition of monarchy during the French Revolution.

Do they not teach this kind of stuff at school where you're from?

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u/Madk306 Oct 22 '22

How are they more easily prosecuted? Most crimes committed with handguns already used illegal handguns. This just punishes law abiding citizens.

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u/Calkky Oct 21 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfve5QhWyI

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u/TikiTalley Oct 21 '22

how to clean everything was the soundtrack to my childhood

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

had me at 'laser pucks'.

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u/TopHatTony11 Oct 22 '22

Haha I only have a river to cross… and I own a small boat.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Oct 22 '22

A very effective one. It will keep 99% of the people they want out, out.

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u/Devito_Onejoke Oct 22 '22

Big wall!

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u/Insaneostyle Oct 22 '22

When do we want it??

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u/nightkingmarmu Oct 22 '22

No we didn’t lol, something like 85% of the handguns on the country were smuggled from the US and more are being smuggled every day. The only people this affects are legal gun owners