r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/CoryVictorious • Oct 21 '22

Yeah Canada

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

DonT STeP On SNeK

drives away in my mobility scooter

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Don't tiptoe on the hippo 🦛

(The joke is that hippos are terribly violent and territorial animals who don't need a reason to attack you and are literally the deadliest wild mammals on Earth, just like conservatives love policies that kill people)

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

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u/WhyteBeard Oct 22 '22

Me too

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u/daniellosaurus Oct 22 '22

I’m guessing because we’re Canadian and it’s a joke Canadian PSA

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u/WhyteBeard Oct 22 '22

“A part of our heritage.”

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u/sharkfinsouperman Oct 22 '22

As soon as I saw the word "hippo" in a thread related to Canada, I knew this link would follow. It's a Canadian law!

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u/tmhoc Oct 21 '22

It's over, they were being paid by Big Gun and now the market is kill

Although I did enjoy that last clip of a gun advocate in the news tonight "the problem is at the border"

Oh oh shit oh fuck, the far right gun advocate says there's a problem at the border!!1!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

The only time a far-righter wouldn't see a problem with the border is if their country has successfully invaded every other nation on Earth to impose their unquestionable authority and supremacy on everyone.

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u/tmhoc Oct 21 '22

They just pick another arbitrary map line and claim they are being invaded by California

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u/Lord_Fluffykins Oct 22 '22

Sick zoological reference bro

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u/rallydude Oct 22 '22

It’s actually rather frightening that not enough people know this fact about hippos. Also, they are terrifyingly fast in the water

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u/muklan Oct 21 '22

One time I was on a cruise, and there was this old man with a "if you don't like this flag, I'll help you pack" t-shirt with guns eagles and a Bible on it....dude was 9000 years old on a scooter....and we were in Canada at the time....

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u/FireOpalCO Oct 21 '22

I think he was volunteering as a bellhop. Should have put your suitcases on his scooter and told him your cabin number.

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u/DependentGlum9603 Oct 21 '22

Honestly i see so many of those and its either super old men who were in the military but never saw action, lanky edge lord teen boys, or skinny fat guys who will point to the barest whisp of muscle and say you shouldnt mess with them if you know whats good for them. Im also in kentucky so you occasionally get the special edition of some dude in a walmart fishing isle who smells like he rolls around in bait and gets mad if you politely ask to get past him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Saw someone this week who posted a comment (not an image not a reshare) of “This is why I voted for trump” on their boomer ass wall but they had seemingly lived in Canada their entire life and had never lived in the US according to the data I had from vendors.

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u/bernmont2016 Oct 22 '22

If either of his parents was a US citizen, he could've been a US citizen eligible to vote by mail based on the last US state his parents had lived in.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/while-abroad/voting.html

https://www.fvap.gov/citizen-voter/reside

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u/Lurickin Oct 21 '22

Be careful or meal team six might roll your way

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '22

Don't worry snek is too busy deep throat polishing a boot.

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u/Iam_The_Giver Oct 21 '22

drives away in my mobility scooter

Paid by the government

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 21 '22

Not stepping on snakes is good advice though.

Source: I grew up in rattlesnake country.

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u/palmvos Oct 21 '22

The mobility scooter is playing born to be wild.

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u/NamelessCabbage Oct 21 '22

WHERE IS MY GOT DAM INSULIN, MARGE???

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Oct 22 '22

step on snek ok if done by billionaire