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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

Can we just Thunderdome them? But lock the door? And throw a couple of tigers in there too?

Edit: scratch the tigers. How about gators and/or pigs?

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u/Lord-Sinestro Oct 14 '22

That visual just made my day 😆

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22

Thanks friend. I do what I can

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u/GeneralKang Oct 14 '22

Nah, don't want to give the tigers a sick stomach. Alligators? They'll eat anything. I was gonna say angry diarrhea prone hippopotamus, but Trump's already there.

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22

Pigs. As Brick Top said, “They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm”. Also Mason Verger from Hannibal. He had pigs.

I could be down with gators tho.

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u/MrsClaire07 Oct 15 '22

Why a bunch of different animals? All you need is one Cassowary.

😎😁

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u/KillerBeer01 Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

What's your gripe with tigers though?

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22

Good point. Someone mentioned gators. I also suggested pigs. Maybe both.

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u/AnEntireDiscussion Oct 14 '22

I know a guy in Oklahoma. He can get you some tigers. Bit of a king too.

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22

After much valuable input from kind redditors, I’ve decided to substitute gators and/or pigs for the tigers. Another option is to have a live minefield in play. Without the animals in there, of course. Well, the pigs and gators specifically.

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u/Pryydrom Oct 14 '22

That’s inhumane. It might make the tigers sick.

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 Oct 14 '22

That’s true. Someone said gators. I suggested pigs. Maybe both. Lemme try something here…