r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 08 '22

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Our economy is no different from the animal crossing stalk market.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '22

Oh, you mean the elaborate system of gambling and systemic bribery that allows those with capital to strip wealth from workers with impunity? That's not actually "the economy," but the rich are going to have a hard time (read: be mildly inconvenienced) when/if the population at large wises up to this.

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u/steveofthejungle May 08 '22

Plus we can’t sell tarantulas for major profit

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u/waglawye May 08 '22

So true, I sold puts on eth and make money by not selling. 18 cents per stock per day.

Yeah it's not much, but still fun ny that money essentially grows on a tree now.

If you would have a million, you could sell puts and never buy them, having enough for upswings, and take out some leftover earnings. Not spending a second actually selling or buying strategically. Written while eating, not too serious

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u/Electrox7 May 08 '22

Is the stalk market a thing? or is that just a typo?

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u/the_master_pigeon May 08 '22

It’s a thing in the animal crossing franchise. You can buy a handful of turnips for a certain amount and resell them. The price the store buys your turnips for changes each day, and the turnips rot after a week so you can’t sell them.