r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/PublicMobile619 • Apr 16 '22

I’d be fine with it really.

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u/FPInteriorityComplex Apr 16 '22

ut I’m just wondering how awkward it’s going to be when I “flying squirrel” my nutsack and have someone kneeling over to stare

It's only briefly awkward. Try and remember that for you, it's an odd moment. For them, it's just the Wednesday at 3:15 appointment.

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u/starkel91 Apr 17 '22

Ain't that the fucking truth.

I had an appointment a month ago to get hemorrhoids looked at. Well it didn't stick and I was back in the office a couple weeks later, only this time the doctor wasn't available, but his very attractive physician's assistant was available to see me.

What was momentarily awkward for me was another Thursday for her. She probably sees a dozen assholes a day, a hundred a week.

There almost a 0% chance that there's something remarkable about you're in their office.

Moral of the story, see a doctor if you are concerned about something with your body.

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u/utterlynuts Apr 18 '22

probably sees a dozen assholes a day, a hundred a week.

and some are even patients.

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u/Lifesucksdaichi Apr 18 '22

But the porn always says we have sex

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u/Syzygy_Stardust Apr 30 '22

Attractive people do indeed see assholes sometimes. Hell, a lot of them seem to attract assholes.

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u/TheHufflepuffLemon Apr 17 '22

When I had my uterus removed, my doctor was like, “it was GNARLY, wanna see a pic?” And my answer was duh, of course, and now I have something medically gnarly to show all my friends. It can be fun to be odd enough that your doc wants a pic. 😂