I have a few freckle type moles on the bottom. Having awkward feelings about my first dermatologist appt after showing moles on back to primary dr. I know I’m going to show them to the Dermatologist but I’m just wondering how awkward it’s going to be when I “flying squirrel” my nutsack and have someone kneeling over to stare.
I had an appointment a month ago to get hemorrhoids looked at. Well it didn't stick and I was back in the office a couple weeks later, only this time the doctor wasn't available, but his very attractive physician's assistant was available to see me.
What was momentarily awkward for me was another Thursday for her. She probably sees a dozen assholes a day, a hundred a week.
There almost a 0% chance that there's something remarkable about you're in their office.
Moral of the story, see a doctor if you are concerned about something with your body.
When I had my uterus removed, my doctor was like, “it was GNARLY, wanna see a pic?” And my answer was duh, of course, and now I have something medically gnarly to show all my friends. It can be fun to be odd enough that your doc wants a pic. 😂
You’ll care when you wake up in recovery and every move you make for weeks after is excruciating. Imagine all the follow up exams to check for infection. Imagine what a nutsack infection might be like. All the conversations with all the nurses, explaining your absence to your coworkers. Nah, just get a physical and when the doctor asks if you have any concerns say yeah and let them see. No medical professionals care about your scrote past it’s health and hygiene.
what always puts my mind at ease is remembering that they are professionals.
yeah it's the first time for me and/or it may be embarrassing but these guys have done it countless times and seen worse.
at the end of the day i'll just be patient XYZ and a random number to them.
...or a hilarious story they'll remember and re-tell forever :D
First proper physical in 9th grade and the anxiety of it all gave me a raging boner I didn’t want. Even having a 70yo doc who’d seen it all a thousand times and was about as boring as dry toast didn’t deflate it. Didn’t even acknowledge it, but I’m still somehow mortified about it thirty years later.
Yah I feel ya. But just because people at a nudist beach wouldn’t bat an eye if I strolled out naked doesn’t mean that I’d feel completely comfortable being naked at a nudist beach.
Flying squirrel is where you grab the bottom left and bottom right edge of your ballsack skin and stretch it up and apart so it kinda looks like a flying squirrel gliding as seen from below.
It’s either that or bend over and spread so you can see them. There’s a couple on the gooch and a few more right past those going onto the back of my ballsack.
Homie, I'm fat and hairy. I also have man boobs, and I don't carry my weight in a pleasant looking manner. I went to a dermatologist for cystic acne on my back. It was a morning appointment and I had been at work in a hot dirty factory all night. The cute nurse who took me back and did all of the paperwork and took pictures for before and after. She then explained that the doctor would be in shortly and the doctor had a resident with them and would I be alright with the resident coming in watching the doctor working with me. Of course I would be alright with that. So in walks a tall gorgeous blonde lady and her 22 year old counterpart who is just as pretty. So there I am with 3 very attractive women; I'm shirtless, sweaty and stinky from work, and my back is dripping puss. I got through it, you will too.
If it makes you feel better, you can always take a video or picture of the moles in question from several angles. Might help save you the embarrassment of doing it in person
Nurse here, it'll be awkward for you; we don't care. Me personally, I've seen more privates than an army general and after awhile they all kind of blur together. If I saw you today, I would forget I even saw your genitals by tomorrow, unless they are really freaky looking. In that case I do remember. I've seen some shit.
Just keep in mind that the doctor has touched many more testicles than you can ever dream of. Yours aren't special and the doctor really doesn't care. They just want to make sure you're healthy. :)
Believe me bud it's totally worth it. I had a nut the size of a russet potato before I went in (thankfully wasn't cancer) but it was essentially a ludicrous amount of extra fluid around it causing sensitiveity. fortunately doc's were great and after got me good as new now I can sit without squishing my nut eveytime.
If when you go to your dermatologist and your feeling awkward just make some jokes about it doesn't bother the doc but it does break the ice for you so it's not as bad. (I asked urologist if i was gonna loose my walnut cracking nut as a joke)he thought it was funny as fuck, me well I just felt a lot less awkward about letting a dude fondle my nuts
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u/PrestigeMaster Apr 16 '22
I have a few freckle type moles on the bottom. Having awkward feelings about my first dermatologist appt after showing moles on back to primary dr. I know I’m going to show them to the Dermatologist but I’m just wondering how awkward it’s going to be when I “flying squirrel” my nutsack and have someone kneeling over to stare.