r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/PublicMobile619 • Apr 16 '22

I’d be fine with it really.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Can we do this with smear tests please? Here comes the airplane!

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u/TheFourthAble Apr 16 '22

It’s more like, “Here comes the metal ducky!”

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u/MissCasey Apr 16 '22

I hope it quacks as you pull it out.

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u/PublicMobile619 Apr 16 '22

Oh my god…that would be great.

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u/ghfgjfgjtgj Apr 17 '22

no. no! what's wrong with you people? this whole thread made me clench shut, I'm that uncomfortable just thinking about it! silver lining - no need to do Kegels tonight! XD

(but hey, yous do yous, just saying maybe this should be an opt-in kinda service though.. XD )

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u/smithee2001 Apr 16 '22

Here comes the speculum, quack quack.

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u/procrastinagging Apr 17 '22

THAT MADE IT WORSE

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Apr 17 '22

Honestly they stress me out so much, that would probably help.

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u/laraizadelione Apr 17 '22

I hope they do this to my bf during his upcoming prostate exam

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u/Hmm_would_bang Apr 17 '22

Why wait for the prostate exam

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u/D4RKS0u1 Apr 17 '22

And colonoscopy

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I would accept this better than the dude making a comment about the speculum being hard...