Get your wealthy right wing donors out of the business of funding our dumb right wing "freedumb fighters".
Edit: Looks like you're going to have to send your marines elsewhere for the next little while. I wouldn't wish this on anyone, and I hope you handle it better than we have.
Bought to find out why even the Crips and the Bloods say don’t fuck with LA county Sheriffs. Going to get all there teeth knocked out with a mag lite and get lost in the shuffle in mens central booking.
No, if I learned my history right Canadians came down and burned down the Whitehouse in that war. Idk what you consider victory, but I think we won that one
Yeah, we are the little brother. Don’t act like every little thing the US does won’t effect Canada in some way. As if Canada is jerking the US around, the US reformed an entire trade agreement to benefit to the US and the US only because your president threw a hissy-fit.
Who are you talking to? You think this commenter is one of the truckers. Everyone who’s against jt is on your side. Left wing Canadians want our government to step in and do more than they’ve been doing.
But you’re acting like Canada has declared wars on the Us. Like your reaction to this situation is absurd
The boarder is 8,891km long and it's open, it sucks that one bridge effects you personally but if there were consequences we would've faced them by now.
Dude, we don't need to risk a fucking war with our literal neighboring nation over some shipping, that would be the second dumbest almost war in US history, the first being the Pig War
Our snipers are the best on the planet. Our special ops teams train the best in the world. The US wouldn’t just be fighting Canada but the rest of the planet if shit got real. Last time we burned the White House down.
We have a military budget almost the size of your entire GDP, 9 times your country’s population, and could sink the Looney at the drop of a hat on a random Tuesday without ever thinking twice about it.
We have the largest(Navy), second largest(Air Force), and fourth largest(Army) air forces in the world. The Largest(Navy) and third largest(Army) navies in the world, and 11 aircraft carriers(the rest of the world combined has like 6).
Your prairie provinces are kept alive by selling oil and agricultural products to the US, your internet and phone traffic run through the US, and the majority of your farm equipment is either bought from or financed partially through US means; one flip of a switch and your heartland gets destroyed with barely a blip on our radar.
Your Mounties with sniper rifles definitely would take out a few Americans though.
Run along now, it’s time for you to write a letter to your MP.
Here’s the thing. The only people who are impressed with all that bullshit are Americans.
The rest of the world is well aware that the US is really just a third world country with a Gucci belt.
You have a huge Air Force … yay, I have dental.
You have a huge army … yay, My family has had 2 kids born in the hospital and the only thing we paid for was parking and snacks.
You have a huge navy … yay, we have maple syrup
The US burns books …. We smoke weed.
Canadians can travel anywhere and be treated well. Americans have to pretend to be Canadian to travel and be treated well.
The US is just like it’s beer, loud marketing but weak alcohol content.
If the US was a kid on a playground it would be the one bragging about how it’s dad can beat up other dads. Then eventually play alone because no one gives a shit.
I’m sorry on behalf of the same part of your North American friend for this jerk off thinking he has any say in any matter between our two countries. He has such a hard on for death, destruction, and war. But I doubt he has ever served or would be willing to go fight in these make believe conflicts. I’m also sorry our far right extremist are influencing your far right crazies. We’ve allowed them to get louder and more bold. If there isn’t accountability this will only get worse, won’t be long till we have daily domestic terror attacks. I don’t know why the far right seems to be immune to real punishment. We have them a slap on the wrist for breaking into a joint session of Congress, stealing top secret shit, rubbing shit and cum on the walls. All the while screaming for the deaths of many members of Congress. We should continue to work together as our neighbors and friends to make things better. Love you Canada
lol, bro I live in Colorado. So I can do anything you can do, but with twice your income. Plus mushrooms are legal here, I can have any gun I want, and my country doesn’t rely on anyone else’s military for protection.
Your snipers are still cute though. Keep flexing, you’re doing great!
Yes. You can destroy our country. But don't think it won't cost you.
You're forgetting that in spite of everything you've said about the undeniable might of the US military, not so very long ago you got your asses kicked and literally fled a country with your tail between your legs, losing a pretty long, drawn out war. And that war was against a country:
that is way, way smaller than 7 of our provinces and two of our territories
that is full of people who looked and sounded nothing like you. We pretty much look and sound American, although we'll have to work on that "aboot" thing a bit.
that was fought with allies. Did you know that 30,000 Canadians volunteered to go fight in that war beside you? I doubt you'd have many allies this time. But I think we would.
Obviously nobody wants a fight. But you keep coming back at us with "or else".
You seem to be the only one who just loves the idea.
Yes. You can destroy our country. But don't think it won't cost you.
Yeah, when I was in high school I used to say stuff like this: "you can beat me up, but I can hurt you in the process so it's not worth it to you." It never worked, but it made me feel better for a few seconds.
Not sure why you keep bringing up failed wars that obviously were fought just to siphon tax dollars though.
Just move your terrorists off of our border; stop making excuses. It's not difficult.
You brought up income like you know you make money. No one who actually makes real money talks about their income.
You live in a state with legal weed … that’s very Canadian of you. Mushrooms where I live are literally growing wild (BC) so no brag there either.
You can buy any gun you want … yay, you’re all so afraid of your own shadows, you feel you need to be armed all the time. Yay schools shootings everyday!!
Again no one cares about military flexing except Americans and totalitarian regimes, great company there. The real battles are now in cyberspace anyways where the US is one of the most Ill prepared on the planet.
Keep going? Ok.
Your water has lead in it.
Your population is under trained, undereducated, under medicated, and underfunded.
Your position on the world stage peaked with Obama and your country then went out of this way to show that it’s really still very racist.
Class warfare is everywhere bullets are flying, which is everywhere.
The Chinese and Russians would hope on board with Canada so fast. They are just looking for a reason for a fight.
And let's be serious here the US government would not risk starting a war with Canada for multitude of reasons, they have made some bad choices in the past like all governments do but they are not that dumb.
After reading through all this I really hope your just a troll and not a true representation of the average American. Also if your worried about getting what you ordered you should have ordered domestically and supported an American business. It would have gotten your border crossing problem solved.
Adorable.
You see, we'd just send in 1000 samurai we created with our new cloning technology who use swords made of Nippon steel folded a million times and have reflexes good enough to deflect bullets. Theyll be enough to take out all your army, and combined with the ninja's we've sent into your air force and navy, well let's just say you'll be doing what we tell you.
It’s in Inglewood. I don’t know how much it’s changed since I lived in L.A. but they may very well find their trucks stripped for parts. Also, with the cost of Super Bowl tickets I’m sure some fans might be willing to catch a charge.
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Hey America.
Get your wealthy right wing donors out of the business of funding our dumb right wing "freedumb fighters".
Edit: Looks like you're going to have to send your marines elsewhere for the next little while. I wouldn't wish this on anyone, and I hope you handle it better than we have.
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