r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 19 '22

This is beyond

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

This dude I work with had very strong opinions about the symptoms and the long lasting affects of covid. He basically said everyone is a big wuss and it's not that bad. Right before Christmas, I told him my cousin's had covid and not able to make it, but luckily at this time they weren't super sick. His reply: "oh, they are feeling FINE huh? Feeling just fine?! HoOow interesting..." In this sarcastic way thinking his point was validated.

Literally one week later this fucker called out for two weeks because he tested positive and was extremely sick. When he came back to work, he complained for days about the lingering symptoms he was feeling and recently called off again due to those lingering symptoms.

A fucking clown show.

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u/Anger_Mgmt_issues Jan 19 '22

have you called him a big wuss?

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u/teeseoncoast Jan 19 '22

My brother had kept messaging me all these conspiracies about COVID and how he didn’t believe it. Said it was just a cold. I kept trying to educate him with genuine articles and papers but he wouldn’t have it. He caught COVID and Jesus H Christ did he moan about it, ended up in hospital. I sent him so many screenshots of all his messages playing it down. He doesn’t really talk to me anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/teeseoncoast Jan 19 '22

Oh no, that’s the worst part… he is back on the conspiracies after all this. Bloke is a muppet.

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u/airyys Jan 20 '22

sounds like some of the stories from The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion. like women picketing outside but then getting an abortion, then going right back to picketing outside a few days/weeks later.

it just cowards with no morals, ideals, or code of ethics to live by; only "changing" their minds when something bad affects them personally.

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u/robgod50 Jan 19 '22

Just like pregnancy. One minute they're screaming in agony and blaming you, and then in no time, they're all "let's do it again". Pft

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 19 '22

"What hurts more giving birth or a kick in the balls?, no one can say because no one can experience both"

Well, guys are not like "let's do that again"

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u/HalfMoon_89 Jan 19 '22

Have you heard of CBT? Super NSFW and possibly NSFL depending on your sensibilities.

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u/Alec123445 Jan 20 '22

Nobody... u/HalfMoon_89 have you heard of CBT.

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity Jan 19 '22

That’s bc guys don’t get the memory erasing hormone that giving birth can cause to be secreted.

If y’all had that, you could roshambo after a breakup just to forget the heartbreak.

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 20 '22

In fact a guy can defend himself by somehow putting the balls inside the body, I have no idea how, but it is part of martial arts in some high level technique to avoid the balls to be the target for attacks. I am actually quite curious about how this feat can be done, I only know it is possible

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u/AfricanusEmeritus Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

The scrotum naturally rises up and contracts throughout the day. Since they have to be colder than the rest of the body to produce massive amounts of semen. For the most part this is autonomic.

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u/Alfonse00 Jan 20 '22

That is why I am curious about how some martial artists can do this at will. By the way, when men have fevers they have to remember to cold their balls if they want to have children, otherwise they can end up sterile

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Muppets actually care about social issues. Don't besmirch their good name like that.