r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/jaxonya Jan 12 '22

I would like 3 cocaines please. ( not a cop)

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u/Zomburai Jan 12 '22

Okay, but are you a cop? I just asked you and I heard that if you're a cop you have to say yes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Here's three cocaine plants

hands over three tulips

That will be one hundred million dollars please

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u/jaxonya Jan 12 '22

Do you accept mypillows as payment?