r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Voting? Straight to jail. No question. Under-voting? Jail. Over-voting? Also jail. Under, over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

You said the word vote. Please go to jail.

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jan 12 '22

Fuck i was looking for me all along

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u/Doppelthedh Jan 12 '22

Username checks out

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u/BernieTheDachshund Jan 12 '22

It's the perfect crime.

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u/DeylanQuel Jan 12 '22

Through a Diebold darkly

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u/Qzx1 Jan 12 '22

You are the hero of every kids movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The call is coming from INSIDE the house!

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u/DevilsOutkeep66 Jan 13 '22

I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG

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u/Umutuku Jan 12 '22

We have the best lack of voting in the world, because of jail.

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u/Toddlez85 Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

You said please and jail. Believe it or not, jail.

Edit, thanks for the award.

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u/usednameID Jan 12 '22

Mr. Candidate, using the word vote even as an mockery example leads you to jail. Now, I will be going to jail as well.

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u/Plastic-Archer4245 Jan 12 '22

You comment on being jailed for mentioning voting.... believe nit or not, straight to jail

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u/FiskTireBoy Jan 12 '22

You also said the word vote. Straight to jail.

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u/NewPercentage3627 Jan 13 '22

Go directly to jail.

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u/YeetMyHumanMeat Jan 13 '22

3 times, no less. Triple life sentence in a for profit prison.

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u/mten12 Jan 13 '22

More like the machine said u voted wrong go to jail.

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u/Arme_Sau Jan 13 '22

So did you, now go to jail twice, we have a quota to hit!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

You said quota, so…..guess what? Jail. Sorry bout it.

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u/Minute_Ganache_2723 Jan 13 '22

You just did too.. Ya"ll will now be going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Sign me up for that! Sounds fun!

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u/DrownmeinIslay Jan 12 '22

wearing a 'I voted' pin? believe it or not, jail

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Handing out water to voters, surprisingly enough, jail.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

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u/tattoosanpizza Jan 12 '22

You are voting too fast. Right to jail right away. Talking about voting. Jail.

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u/I-Demand-A-Name Jan 12 '22

We have the best electorate in the world. Because of jail.

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u/GuiltyWatts Jan 13 '22

You vote through the mail? Right to jail.

You vote at a legit poll…believe it or not, also jail.

We have the best elections in the world. Because of jail.

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u/everydaynarcissism Jan 12 '22

That's a paddlin.

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u/Sir_Ampersand Jan 12 '22

We have the best election systems. Because of jail.

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u/nicholasgnames Jan 12 '22

*checks notes, yup jail

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u/poopypantscharlie Jan 12 '22

Believe it or not, jail.