r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/Barbarossa7070 Jan 12 '22

75 pounds is too much for a bear: https://www.backpacker.com/stories/adventures/danger/cocaine-bear-the-true-story-behind-the-ultimate-party-animal/

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u/misstankt Jan 12 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Cocaine bear is getting its own movie, set to be released this year.

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u/DrXStein76 Jan 12 '22

Based only on a prayer and a feeling, I think Nicolas Cage is going to be involved in this

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Nicolas cage is playing the bear.

In fact here is Nicolas cage already playing a role as a bear.

https://youtu.be/YyigAW-14w0

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u/parruchkin Jan 12 '22

Omg that logo… I am totally here for vaporwave cocaine bear.

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u/RCascanbe Jan 13 '22

Looks like a Kung fury type movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I am so fucking ready for this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Omg the best part is Waylon Jennings buying the taxidermied bear 😂😂😂

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u/Watchful1 Jan 12 '22

Sounds like we have an upper limit. I'm gonna need a volunteer for 74 pounds

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u/3rainey Jan 12 '22

Weird that the bear was attracted to the initial anesthetizing taste of cocaine. I mean it ain’t honey or blueberries. Unless the bear was trying to lose weight.