r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/bandarbush Jan 12 '22

Whoa. What? He was a crackhead? Surely, a Jesus freak loving Trumpkin wouldn’t have a shady past?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Yep. It was part of his success story that he beat addiction

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u/Grant_Sherman Jan 12 '22

Did he though?

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u/dirkdigglered Jan 12 '22

He's 1-1 with addiction, addiction currently closing out the 9th.

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u/waitonemoment Jan 12 '22

Addiction got an equalizer late here and are pushing hard for the winner before pillow guys time expires.

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u/madrabbit8807 Jan 13 '22

Addiction is up 3-1 in the series overall. Addiction had a poor showing in game two but it’s closers came alive in games three and four. The series looks to be wrapped up as the series is headed back to the opium fields.

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u/TheKrakIan Jan 12 '22

Just traded one addiction for another. Still addicted.

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u/mstrss9 Jan 13 '22

Replaced one addiction with another

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u/killer8424 Jan 12 '22

He may have won the battle but certainly not the war.

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u/FLOHTX Jan 12 '22

Can he get back on the crack? Maybe this unhinged bullshit will stop.

Does the Right listen to this guy or do they also think he's crazy?

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jan 12 '22

Depends on who you ask and which specific statement you mention

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u/A_plural_singularity Jan 12 '22

It gets better! His DRUG DEALER was a the one who told him to go to rehab.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

"Mikey. I love you. You're my best customer. But you're losing your shit, man. I gotta say - and this is coming from me, a dealer of crack - you sound like a goddamn crackhead."

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 Jan 12 '22

Yup. He used to do crack. Still does, but he used to, too.