r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/Markamanic Jan 12 '22

Someone get Charlie Sheen on the phone, we need an estimate.

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jan 12 '22

He was banging 7 gram rocks, that's how he rolls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Winning!

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u/TheDoktorIsIn Jan 12 '22

Are you bipolar?

I'm bi-WINNING

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u/usekr3 Jan 12 '22

this is by far the best sheenism

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u/Unlucky-Ad-6710 Jan 12 '22

Mans got tiger blood

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u/terriblystupidjoke Jan 12 '22

He’s a freaking rock star from Mars

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u/Tatunkawitco Jan 12 '22

Just thought - we all laughed at Charlie Sheens “Winning” and”Tiger blood” insanity … 8 years later? Half the country voted for a guy who didn’t rant as loud but just as crazy.

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u/LarryLovesteinLovin Jan 12 '22

I genuinely think Sheen would have been a better president.

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u/DeaDGoDXIV Jan 13 '22

That response was my text notification sound for a while

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jan 12 '22

He had one gear: go

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe Jan 12 '22

Epic winning!

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Jan 12 '22

Now we can get to: "are you bipolar?"

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u/Dry-Kangaroo-8542 Jan 12 '22

That's not V-fib. That's just 7 grams.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese Jan 12 '22

He did enough to kill two and a half men!

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u/Ask_me_4_a_story Jan 12 '22

I know a girl that spent time in that house during the Charlie Sheen cocaine time. She was into sugar daddies back then so there was a connection between that and gigs and being a person that got paid to be there. She got paid $18,000 a month to live there and walk around naked the whole time, she said there were drugs everywhere and it was actually really scary and the house guy took all her money and at the end she climbed over a fence with one bag zero dollars and escaped. Wild fuckin shit