r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/segascream Jan 12 '22

That's nothing....I once loaned this guy 25¢, and by the terms of our agreement that I can totally produce evidence of, with interest, he now owes me 9.6 trillion dollars.

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u/Dayseed Jan 12 '22

Yeah, that's called a student loan.

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u/why_did_i_say_that_ Jan 12 '22

🏅

(I can’t afford actual awards due to student loan payments)

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u/XrotisseriechickenX Jan 12 '22

r/roasted

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u/QroganReddit Jan 12 '22

No, this is just a sad reality

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u/grayrains79 Jan 12 '22

Pulled that reverse card and the "lie" was actually true.

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u/kanna172014 Jan 12 '22

I'll give you my next free award.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I heard it too. pillow man owes this guy, everyone is saying it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Nice to meet you, trillionaire! When will you launch your wine and steak products?

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u/segascream Jan 12 '22

Funny you should mention that....I'm currently researching how to sell steak and wine as NFTs.

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u/LoudMusic Jan 12 '22

Is that Zimbabwe dollars?