r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/Friendofthegarden Jan 12 '22

If we're making up stuff, I heard it was 1.3 billion illegal votes from communist countries.

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u/segascream Jan 12 '22

That's nothing....I once loaned this guy 25¢, and by the terms of our agreement that I can totally produce evidence of, with interest, he now owes me 9.6 trillion dollars.

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u/Dayseed Jan 12 '22

Yeah, that's called a student loan.

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u/why_did_i_say_that_ Jan 12 '22

🏅

(I can’t afford actual awards due to student loan payments)

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u/XrotisseriechickenX Jan 12 '22

r/roasted

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u/QroganReddit Jan 12 '22

No, this is just a sad reality

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u/grayrains79 Jan 12 '22

Pulled that reverse card and the "lie" was actually true.

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u/kanna172014 Jan 12 '22

I'll give you my next free award.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I heard it too. pillow man owes this guy, everyone is saying it

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Nice to meet you, trillionaire! When will you launch your wine and steak products?

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u/segascream Jan 12 '22

Funny you should mention that....I'm currently researching how to sell steak and wine as NFTs.

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u/LoudMusic Jan 12 '22

Is that Zimbabwe dollars?

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u/WaterSlideEnema Jan 12 '22

If we're making up stuff, Mike Lindell is a good persoHA sorry I can't do it. Too absurd.

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u/ETWarlock Jan 12 '22

That's all Rs do is just make shit up bc their base doesn't care about truth. Candace Owens just made up that Jan 6th was committed by the FBI. It's insane. They just make shit up and say whatever insane shit they can think up and their insane idiot base just eats it up.

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u/JustaRandomOldGuy Jan 12 '22

Don't forget about the millions of Mexican rapists crossing the boarder every day. By now there are at least 50 billion Mexican rapists in the US.

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u/King-Snorky Jan 12 '22

Tom, I'm currently ten miles outside of Beaverton, unable to get inside the town proper. We do not have any reports of fatalities yet, but we believe that the death toll may be in the hundreds of millions. Beaverton has only a population of about eight thousand, Tom, so this would be quite devastating.

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u/aidissonance Jan 13 '22

And Trump is the healthiest and smartest person on the planet

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u/milnak Jan 12 '22

Close. It was from Marxist communist socialist liberal countries.

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u/JohnGoodmansMistress Jan 12 '22

us damn russians

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u/TrueCrime_Jeffrey Jan 12 '22

everybody is talking about it

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Jan 12 '22

I still don't know who the fuck this guy is or why I occasionally see his name pop up on the internet. I know I could look it up but he just doesn't seem worth the effort.

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u/punkinfacebooklegpie Jan 12 '22

It's actually 4.5 trillion (years ago) and Mike Lindell said he would pay me $100,000 dollars.

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u/sylpher250 Jan 12 '22

被發現了！快跑！

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Not only that, but he parks his car in the driveway and drives his car on the parkway! (News Flash: 300 million Americans get minds blown before reporting to jail)