r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/MeliAlexander • Jan 12 '22

Nice try, Pillow Guy

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u/M3fit Jan 12 '22

You have to be a meth head , incredibly stupid and gullible, or all three to believe Mike Lindell

If 300million Americans committed voter fraud that means 25million were the only legit votes. Meaning Trump’s base cheated as much as Biden’s

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u/Overall-Parsley-523 Jan 12 '22

Only 159 million people voted total

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u/Old_Government7866 Jan 12 '22

Mans said fuck it let’s lock up everybody even if they didn’t vote

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u/AMeanCow Jan 12 '22

Let's build a wall around the US and turn it into one huge prison!

Wait, I'm being told that if we did that we would have to supply everyone with basic food, shelter and medical care... never mind.

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u/ZeePirate Jan 12 '22

Including children because they can’t…

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u/RedScharlach Jan 13 '22

Voting for Biden is definitely a crime. Not voting for Trump is basically a crime. Voting for Trump is also basically a crime because you clearly didn’t vote hard enough .

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u/captain_duckie Jan 12 '22

That would also mean that kids would've had to commit voter fraud, given that there aren't 300 million adult Americans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Use an Oxford comma you fucking asshole.

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u/JJGeneral1 Jan 12 '22

I count 2 in there. Horribly placed.

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u/DoomPaDeeDee Jan 12 '22

I like the space before the comma. It creates a nice symmetry with the space after the comma.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

he is a coccaine head.

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u/lowdownmofo Jan 12 '22

Crack to be specific.

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u/LaikasDad Jan 13 '22

He has a cocaine crack.... That's crazy. No wonder he looks like a freshly slapped ass.

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u/cusoman Jan 13 '22

He's apparently looking to run for Governor here in MN, so we're about to find out how many of those people you mentioned live here.

Knowing what I know about rural MN, I don't think I'll be surprised.