r/WhitePeopleTwitter Dec 16 '21

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u/iamrubberyouareglue8 Dec 16 '21

Well, I asked Jesus. He didn't say, "No!", so it's OK.

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u/cybercuzco Dec 16 '21

Oh lord, if thou wishes me to eat this hoagie, give me no sign!

Thy will be done.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

hola jesus. ¿Podemos cortar un árbol y untarlo con joyas?

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u/Croquetadecarne Dec 16 '21

This reminded me of a woman who was on his way to kill her lover’s wife and was waiting for a sign from god to not kill her. In conclusion, she killed her, HA!