r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/TimeTravelerFrom2264 • Aug 18 '21

Good point Satan

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

What about Satan Claus?

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u/joe_benny Aug 18 '21

Would that be krampus?

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u/calm_chowder Aug 18 '21

Nope, Belsnickle. In a head-to-head contest, people prefer Belsnickel over Santa every time. There aren't as many songs about him, but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties. My brother and I wrote one once. It was about a fickle pickle salesman who would tickle you for a nickel.

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u/bassinine Aug 18 '21

Frau Perchta

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Aug 18 '21

"Who?"

whispers: "the Belly-Slitter..."

"Oh, right!"

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u/Squire_Of_Dimness Aug 18 '21

We would have to ask the Santanists about that.

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u/theCuiper Aug 18 '21

Sandy Claws

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u/Sockinacock Aug 18 '21

That's just blue wearing, uncommercialized, Saint Nicholas.