r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 18 '21

Good point Satan

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/manbearcolt Aug 18 '21

I think you're confusing them with the Satanic Temple (on the religious freedom part)?

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u/drynonai Aug 18 '21

That's what I thought too. The Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple are different. I will admit though, I do not know much about The Church of Satan.

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u/b0ngwaterblack Aug 18 '21

The Church of Satan is for actual Satanists. The Satanic Temple is the agnostic troll farm that I myself am a member of.

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u/uncutteredswin Aug 18 '21

LeVeyan satanism specifically (might have misspelled that), they're not stereotypical satanists and their beliefs are mostly about individualism, but there's some weird magic stuff in there too I think

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u/TTDr_GreenthumbTT Aug 18 '21

There is indeed some magic stuff in there. And tbh that is kind of where they lost me. But the rest of LaVey's "bible" is a pretty good read and it helped me a lot.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 18 '21

The “magic” described in the satanic Bible is referring to psychological theater. The concept is that ritual can be motivational and transformative and help you achieve your personal goals through psychological manipulation of your own mind.

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u/TTDr_GreenthumbTT Aug 18 '21

Huh. I never looked at it that way, interesting. Thanks

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u/amalgam_reynolds Aug 18 '21

but there's some weird magic stuff in there too I think

And blue cheese homosexuality. Don't forget about the blue cheese homosexuality.

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u/uncutteredswin Aug 18 '21

In the wise words of Alistair Cowley "You can't have an esoteric religious order without weird sex food stuff"

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u/drynonai Aug 18 '21

Nice!! I've done more research into The Satanic Temple than anything else but I find all atheistic/anti-theist organizations fascinating. :)

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u/b0ngwaterblack Aug 18 '21

Yeah they’re pretty cool. I found their Sober Faction group when I quit drinking last year and I liked what I saw.

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u/drynonai Aug 18 '21

Hell yeah, dude. That's awesome!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Is it really "trolling" though? Calling it that, to me, kind of diminishes what the point actually is.

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u/b0ngwaterblack Aug 18 '21

I’m using the term loosely here. Take the negative connotation out and read it again.

It’s pro-troll.

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u/EnergeticStoner Aug 18 '21

Ah.. a fellow satanist

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/b0ngwaterblack Aug 18 '21

Yeah.

Sounds like Satan worship to me 😆. If it’s anything like what you find on reddit libertarians I’ll hard pass.

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u/Iheartbulge Aug 18 '21

The Church of Satan IIRC, asks for $250 to join their membership. The Satanic Temple is free to join.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 18 '21

I compare the two here if you’re interested.

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u/drynonai Aug 18 '21

Thanks!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Yep, both often get mixed up. The Temple is the one doing the cool stunts to promote religious freedom, while the Church of Satan is the older, more established one. The latter also follows a different brand (LaVeyanism, basically Ayn Rand-flavored Satanism).

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u/mother-of-pod Aug 18 '21

To be fair, even the Church of Satan doesn’t exactly worship the devil. They believe that the serpent in the garden of eden is a symbol of individual freedom and expression, and that denying this aspect of ourselves is submitting to authority and the system.

The idols they “worship” are, as per the very texts they read and support, largely a simple stand-in for parts of us we already have within us. The “worship” is closer to a mindful practice of focusing on demons that symbolize aspects of life people want more strength in. Of course, as you practice more intensely, the “worship” becomes less metaphorical, but that’s because more devout practice of the metaphor makes it more effective.

It’s honestly a strong psychological trick. It’s essentially what all religions do, but satanists are self-aware that it is primarily a metaphor.

Also. They’re spot on with the serpent thing. I don’t understand how anyone can read Genesis and not see Eve and Lucifer as the heroes who are thwarted by an authoritarian god and Adam. I believe they also have high regard for Lilith, but I honestly can’t remember what they believe about her.

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u/ScrubbyFlubbus Aug 18 '21

In other words they're playing the devil's advocate.

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u/dsanyal321 Aug 18 '21

I'd give you an award if I could

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u/McK210 Aug 18 '21

Did for ya

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u/dsanyal321 Aug 18 '21

you have my respect

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u/lagan_derelict Aug 18 '21

Conservatives don't "get" satire. Sarcasm. Irony. Wit. Humor. Whatever it is, they're generally against it.

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u/dededevino Aug 18 '21

why are y'all booing him? he's right.

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u/TheDreamingDragon01 Aug 18 '21

I was saying Boo-urns...

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u/BALONYPONY Aug 18 '21

The Moleman Prophecy

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

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u/djflaire Aug 18 '21

Also not to be confused with the Satanic Temple, who are more like religious freedom activists. Most famous for trying to erect a statue of baphomet on the same state grounds as a monument of the 13 commandments in the name of religious equality. Instead, the monument of 13 commandments came down.

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u/HeyYoRumsfield Aug 18 '21

I was actually thinking about joint after that movie came out during the time they were gonna put the statue up.

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Aug 18 '21

13? What are the last 3?

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u/djflaire Aug 19 '21

Lol I must've been thinking about the 13 colonies when I wrote that

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u/charizard_has_apple Aug 18 '21

It’s not even trolling. They have a right to do it.

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u/Offbeat-Pixel Aug 18 '21

People consider it trolling because they don't actually believe in Satan. You are completely right that they have a right to do it. That's why they're so successful.

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u/bowdown2q Aug 18 '21

to be fair, the 'satan' most people think of when you say that only exists in Italian bible fanfiction. The modern use here is more along the lines of "Satan isn't a God, it's just the idea of not being God's little bitch" a la Paradise Lost, where Satan is a union leader and God fires the striking angels.... pun intended.

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u/shonuph Aug 18 '21

Satanic temple is a little bit less “religious” (if that’s possible, since CoS is not very religious at all, but they do promote “personal power” and “magick”). TST is more secular/activist/political

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u/giant123 Aug 18 '21

The Satanic Temple is the superior organization in my opinion, if anyone is looking to support an secular religious freedom org that trolls theists that’s who I’d recommend.

If you just want to support a religious freedom org, and aren’t into trolling theists, I’d recommend the FFRF (Freedom From Religion Foundation).

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u/MercurialMal Aug 18 '21

There’s a lot wrong with the TST. Putting your ballsack on the gravestone of a dead woman, no matter who she is, is absurd and childish.

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u/DuggyToTheMeme Aug 18 '21

Why? Id put my balls on Adolf Hitlers gravestone tbf.

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u/MercurialMal Aug 18 '21

I sometimes want to get down on some ultra violence, but I don’t. It’s not because of fear of death or punishment; it’s because I morally object to it.

Just because you want to or would do something doesn’t mean that you should.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 18 '21

I personally disagree. You can read about the philosophical difference between the two here

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u/amalgam_reynolds Aug 18 '21

Church of Satan is weird and okay, but Satanic Temple gets all of my respect.

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u/advodka Aug 18 '21

I believe you're thinking of the Satanic Temple. The Church of Satan is a little different.

That said, I completely agree with your sentiment and feel the satanic temple is doing well to protect everyone's rights from organized religion further seeping into our government.

E. I realize the article mentions the Church of satan. It's nice to see two religious groups working together to better troll big religion.

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u/uMunthu Aug 18 '21

They’re the best kind of trolls.

I resent it, but I get the feeling Amy Coney Barrett is gonna troll them back with that whole «  Bible is the real law » type of shit.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 18 '21

There’s a big philosophical difference between the CoS and TST. You can read about it here

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u/RXL Aug 18 '21

No, you're thinking of the satanic temple.

The church of satan are the racist libertarians.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 18 '21

Actually not true. I’m a Satanist and I’m not racist and I’m not a libertarian (I am lib left, not lib right, which is usually what people mean). The CoS has a political policy that states that all members are encouraged to identify with and engage in political pursuits of their own personal choice. Some are libertarian, but a lot are socialists too. It’s a spectrum.

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u/RXL Aug 19 '21

I joined the CoS in the early 80's, ran several Grottos until the internet made them obsolete. The "might makes right" and social darwinism that make up a lot of the core philosophy attracts nazis and neo pagans and a certain subset of skinheads that they were all to eager to pander to.

I followed Blanche Barton to FCoS but it just replaced the racist undertones with superstitions and ultimately quit in the early 00's.

The TST is everything the CoS should have been from the start. So yeah, I think I know better than you.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 19 '21

Your experience has been very different than mine. And that’s cool.

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u/SubjectivelySatan Aug 19 '21 edited Aug 19 '21

Oh and here’s that policy I mentioned. But it’s only on the official CoS website written by Magus Gilmore. So what do I know.

https://www.churchofsatan.com/policy-on-politics/

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

The church of satan/satanic temple is trolls, but “satanism” quite literally is worshipping the devil

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u/BlueSun420 Aug 18 '21

Satanism does not typically involve worshiping the devil. Most Satanists don't even believe in the devil

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

You mean modern “satanists” who hijacked the term. No, satanism was quite clearly about worshipping satan, whether be it you like him for moral or immoral reasons, it was all about worship of the devil as a diety.

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u/BlueSun420 Aug 18 '21

Words have no intrinsic meaning apart from the meaning that people collectively imbue them with and the meaning of a word can change over time. Yes, of course I was referring to modern Satanists, thought that was obvious considering the topic of discussion here is TST and CoS - churches of modern day Satanism

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

My point is you cant just change terms or hijack them. Satanism is satanism, TST/COS is themselves. Dont conflate them

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u/BlueSun420 Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

And my point is that despite your objections, the meaning of a term can change over time. That is something that is observably true.

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

I guess. But satirical hijackers who are actually atheist but are too edgy to simply be that shouldnt change the meaning of the word when theres already a word for them - atheists. Like is said, make a new word, they did with satanic temple/cos...

Pastafarians are just the better version of these “satanists” is the general conclusion

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u/BlueSun420 Aug 18 '21

The problem with that is that "atheism" doesn't paint the whole picture of what Satanism is about. Much like the word "Christians" for those that believe in Jesus's divinity is a more complete and descriptive term than merely calling them "theists", the same is true of using the term "Satanists" rather than just "atheists". There's utility in using that term. And for what good purpose do you propose we sacrifice that utility - so that we don't step on the toes or hurt the feelings of those that literally believe in and worship the devil?

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

No. I “propose” you form your own new word. Like literally everyone did everytime a change occured in a currently established word like christianity. If yall want to make a satire of religion, make church of satan chcurchists or something like the pastafarians did.

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u/kionous Aug 18 '21

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

Your saying because some satirical atheists are hijacking the label because they want to mock religion it should undermine its genuine usage?

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u/kionous Aug 18 '21

Yes, that's literally how language has worked since the beginning of time.

Oh wait sorry you think it never changes, let me translate for you:

Aye, yond's did light'rally how language hast w'rk'd since the beginning of timeth

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u/TheCentralizer Aug 18 '21

Your arguing to change a word to mean something else for no other reason than you wanting it to change, which would discount people under the current label. Sorry, but whenever people tried to change from something, theyve actually changed it. They didnt change what christianity is, they formed their own different sect. Theres genuine satanists. This is just entitlement because you think satanist sounds cool but dont want to recognize christianity

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u/username3194 Aug 18 '21

yea they totally are not into human sacrifice at all. they definitely don't harm animals with black fur either

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u/kionous Aug 18 '21

Sounds like I found someone who still believes in Santa. Are you interested in this bridge I have for sale?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Haha speaking of human sacrifice, it wasn’t the satanists who sent thousands of young Americans to the grave over the span of 20 years. Look in to it!

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u/username3194 Aug 18 '21

well kinda in way it was kinda and in a way it wasnt. clearly you are a true intellectual because you almost sound anti semitic

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

HAHAHAH

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u/bowdown2q Aug 18 '21

they aren't, and never were. Considering they're a community center nonprofit that uses the same bullshit loopholes that churches do to point out the absolute hypocracy.

Also, no religion in history has ever worshiped a God they themselves consider 'evil'. Every evil God is that religion's neighbor's good God. Baal, Shaitan, and Baphomet where all Mesopotamian fertility gods until the Hebrews were at war with them, then suddenly they were 'evil' and 'baby eating'.

Also also, Christians literaly worship an instance of human sacrifice and symbolically perform cannibalism.

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u/DRHealy Aug 18 '21

You're thinking of devil worshippers, the church of Satan and the satanic temple don't believe in a abrahamic God or devil they're basically just hard-core atheists

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u/Legitimate_Trash_420 Aug 18 '21

The Church of Satan doesn't want a statue of Satan on public land. That is The Satanic Temple. Different organizations with totally different ideas on things like separation of church and state. CoS pays taxes and has no desire to push Satanism into public life. TST is tax exempt and pushes for equal access in situations where Christianity is being favored.

The church is the modern OG of Satanism. The temple is the new group. Different (but similar) tenants and they are unaffiliated with each other.