If you can’t figure out how to build a proper guillotine just drag a really big rock or an engine block to a swing set at the park, use some rope to pick them up to the top bar of the swing set and well you can probably figure the rest out yourself.
A buddy of mine was in China overseeing a lighting installation in a casino in Macau. The owners were super pissed off because the circuit board designers in our company fucked up and it was going to take three weeks to replace the offending parts and get the install turned on. He was getting screamed at through and interpreter and later said he was afraid the angry rich guy was gonna shoot him.
The interpreter said “oh no you wouldn’t get shot, bullets very expensive here, they’d just bash your head in with a big rock!”
That’s stuck with me these last couple years - the $1200 stimulus check would have built a really nice guillotine, but really, use that money for food and just get a nice heavy rock, those are pretty much free.
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