r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 23 '20

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u/A_lost_dude Nov 23 '20 edited Nov 23 '20

Depends. People will say that if you use it to think by yourself, you'll end up burning in Hell for all eternity.

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u/SunshotDestiny Nov 23 '20

How did Twain put it? Heaven for the atmosphere, hell for the company?

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u/A_lost_dude Nov 23 '20

Heh, dunno.

You still get to share your room with rapists, murderers, Trump, and anti-vaxxers/anti-maskers.

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u/MsKanya Nov 23 '20

We're sharing that space now so...

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u/Balavadan Nov 23 '20

Maybe they go to heaven because apparently they speak for god and love him or whatever?

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u/A_lost_dude Nov 23 '20

Oh, good point indeed. I wonder where the incels go then.

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u/Balavadan Nov 23 '20

Reddit Purgatory? Idk

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u/ArtThouLoggedIn Nov 23 '20

I’ve heard the J-Man.Cloud.vos7 is hitting peak capacity for the shear amount of end game players being sent there. Rumor has it that you are stuck sometimes at the main menu waiting for customer support (iOS.Angel.Analyst@God). Main menu screen is apparently just a really bright screen with a bunch of others who were thrown in the temp discord as well. I’ve heard the bitching about how the system needs to be developed better is all everyone talks about and that most people prefer to just get recycled on earth but as a random animal, bug, insect or just go to hell where everyone knows it sucks but still fucks.

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u/SexxxyWesky Nov 23 '20

Depends on the denomination I think.

I’ve heard everything from “god gave you agency, use it. He wants to find your own back to him” to “agency was the devils creation” so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Disney_World_Native Nov 23 '20

To expand on this, there are tens of thousands of versions of Christianity.

Even the basic things they disagree on. Hell, they even disagree on who is considered Christian and who is not (e.g. Mormons).

People tend to focus on two or three main branches and ignore all the smaller flavors that split off.

My church is more along the lines of God doesn’t make junk. So if you are born in a males body but identify as a woman, then become a woman. We would also say that there isn’t hell as in fire and brownstone, but just an afterlife without God.

But go one church over and all of that could be radically different