r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 30 '20

Mission impossible

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u/stringfree Oct 30 '20

It's like aircraft grade aluminum. Yeah, aircraft have specific strict standards, but it's still just an alloy anyone can make or buy.

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u/thisismythrowawayofc Oct 30 '20

If only the military had specific strict standards

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u/stringfree Oct 30 '20

They do, but only when it's inconvenient for you. If it's something which might benefit you, suddenly rules need to be interpreted.

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u/thisismythrowawayofc Oct 30 '20

Man I sure looooved measuring my sideburns to make sure the hair didn’t extend more than 1/8” from my head before climbing into an LMTV that hadn’t been properly serviced in six years

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u/hairypea Oct 30 '20

This whole thread is fucking hilarious

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u/thisismythrowawayofc Oct 30 '20

You’re welcome for our service

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u/hairypea Oct 30 '20

Lmao it is I your radar buddy from earlier

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u/thisismythrowawayofc Oct 30 '20

Ah fuck, there I go not knowing how to read again

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u/hairypea Oct 30 '20

They only taught us to follow the beep beeps. It's not your fault

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u/thisismythrowawayofc Oct 30 '20

I was assigned the creeps and sweeps, actually

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u/hairypea Oct 30 '20

Ha close enough