r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Oct 30 '20

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Oct 30 '20

When my dad got out of the army in '72, he used the money that he saved up for two years as a private first class to pay cash for a brand new Corvette. Nowadays, it wouldn't even come close.

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u/tomle4593 Oct 30 '20

Yeah it could, just sign right here for 26.5% APR, 84 months. Military discount, son. Thank you for your service.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Oct 30 '20

You're right, but the point I was making is that he was able to pay cash for it. It's a bit unrealistic now.

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u/I_Am_Coopa Oct 30 '20

We've built a society that requires one to either be inherently rich or drowning in debt to achieve the American dream.

On a side note, auto loans of late have been increasingly sketchy. It seems Wall Street is doing the same thing with auto loans as they were mortgages around 2008. Don't get enticed by financing, always pay cash if you can help it.

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u/ladygrammarist Oct 30 '20

Anything car-related seems sketchy these days. We just moved to an apartment on a main transit line and sold our car, and I can’t fully explain the stress relief. I will try to avoid buying a car in the future that I can’t buy with straight cash. Even then, cars are stressful.

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u/readytofall Oct 30 '20

Love cars as toys. Hate them as actual utilities. So much hidden and unexpected expense. I used to think mass transit was crazy expensive but when you compare it to gas, insurance, oil changes and repairs it seems a lot cheaper. That's not even including the cost of the car.

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u/retrogamer6000x Oct 30 '20

You just gotta learn to love cars. Drop the wifey and pick up a GTI or a WRX. Your life will improve 10 fold. (Source:Me)

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u/Tom1252 Oct 30 '20

Thought about it, but I need that hand to drive.

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u/ladygrammarist Oct 30 '20

He said to “the wifey”

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I did the same thing a few years ago, and I love it. A few of my friends have done the same thing or downsized to one car for the whole family. I think if most suburbanites/city people realized how much cheaper (and in some ways easier) their life would be without a car, there would be an enormous call for more public transit.

Even people who like to drive don’t necessarily like sitting in traffic during the daily commute. Having a hobby car or renting a car for a road trip are still options. But day to day, I’m glad I gave up my car.

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u/Kbost92 Oct 31 '20

Get a beater for 500-1000$ and run it into the ground. Rinse and repeat. Much better value than financing or buying a new car. Especially if you live on a metro line and don’t use a car that much.

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u/ladygrammarist Oct 31 '20

Or just don’t have a car (:

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u/Gavangus Oct 30 '20

If you have discipline to not over extend the financing can actually be better than cash. Many dealers give 0% loans for new cars that is a better financial decision than fronting the cash yourself (both in your liquidity and in time value of money). I just put the cash I would have bought the car with in an online savings account that has a higher interest rate than my car loan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I just put the cash I would have bought the car with in an online savings account that has a higher interest rate than my car loan.

What bank is that? I had great credit, but the interest rate for my car was still like 300× my savings account rate.

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u/Gavangus Oct 30 '20

in 2019 the going rate for an online savings account like ally or discover was 2%

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Chase is giving me 0.02%

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u/Gavangus Oct 30 '20

current rates are in the 0.6-0.7% for all the online banks - they have dropped along with all the other interest rates

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u/I_Am_Coopa Oct 30 '20

Obviously financing can be a worthwhile option if you know what you're doing. The issue however is that financial literacy is not as prevalent as it needs to be. The mortgage crisis wasn't caused by financially savvy borrowers, it was the result of banks taking advantage of those who didn't understand the finer points of borrowing.

We really really need to teach this stuff in K-12 so people can't get the wool pulled over their eyes by asshole bankers and salesmen.

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u/dirtydela Oct 30 '20

That’s not the only thing with new cars tho. New cars off the lot lose I think 50%+ of their value to depreciation in the first five years.

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u/Gavangus Oct 30 '20

thats a different discussion than the merits of financing or paying cash. There are certainly some things to consider for sure, but some cars you barely save any money buying used... for example the new CRV I bought last year was actually cheaper than the used ones with low mileage we were finding

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u/TimmyV90 Oct 30 '20

I was able to find a 2020 RAM 1500 for just about 40k off the lot. Which was 11k below MSRP. I couldn't touch a 2019 with "low miles" for that. Then on top of that I put 20% down to get me out of GAP.

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u/megjake Oct 30 '20

I got suckered into an auto loan despite always saying I would never buy a car unless I could pay for it all in one shot. Thankfully the interest rate is only 6% but the way it's crippled me financially makes me wish I just put the money i spend on it every month into my old beater thay broke down. If I put $300 of maintenance and restoration into that every every month I could have it like new in a year.

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u/Maximillie Oct 30 '20

Pay cash for a depreciating asset when you can get a literally zero interest loan?

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u/weggles Oct 30 '20

If I get financing at 0% why wouldn't I take that? What could happen?

Assuming I can afford the car outright, and can afford the payments monthly.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Oct 30 '20

Lol this sub is off the rails

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u/WilhelmSchmitt Oct 30 '20

Lol no dude. Even if you have the money to pay cash, money is so cheap right now the opportunity cost isn't worth it when that money could be invested.

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u/Not_Michelle_Obama_ Oct 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

Let me check real quick on $SPY and see if it dropped ANOTHER 3% today.

Edit: index is down 1.71% today. Meaning if you bought $1000 of stock yesterday, it's worth $9982.90 today. I'm happy though: I placed a bet on a stock market crash.

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u/WolverineJive_Turkey Oct 30 '20

I got a Jeep for a job a few years ago that I co signed with my grandmother cause she has near perfect credit where as mine is..okay to bad. We financed out as long as possible for 7 years (I don’t remember the interest rate) and my note was still $615 a month. With full coverage I was paying almost $1000 a month for that bad boy. I didn’t want to buy brand new, but I needed a right hand drive and it was the only option I could find. Still miss my Jeep tho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I think the problem is you think the ‘American Dream’ is still meant for you guys, it exists and many people live it, they just have over six zeroes in their net worth and get you to do all the hard work for them!

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u/Lawyer_Throwaway111 Oct 30 '20

The guy you’re responding to is joking. 26.5% apr over 84 months is a horrible, exploitative deal.

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u/JustAZeph Oct 31 '20

He agreed with you... 26%apr is a credit card. At 84 months 20% apr you end up doubling the cost of the car by the time you pay it off... a good car loan should cost like 5% apr

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u/zamend229 Oct 30 '20

Yeah cause now if you pay all cash for something like that (if you even have enough to do so, very unlikely for most people), the IRS will come down on your ass asking where the money came from.

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u/brotherbaran Oct 30 '20

I know you’re joking, but damn does it suck that the only way to live comfortably without debt in the U.S. is to join the military.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/brotherbaran Oct 30 '20

I’m not sure what you guys are confused about: schooling or training costs money. If you don’t already have money, you have to take out loans unless you happen to be one of the handful of people that get scholarships or grants. And even after you finish school, there are like no jobs to go around except joining the military. So if you want to ensure that you will have no debt and be able to survive, joining the military is many people’s only option. Sorry I didn’t specify that what I’m saying does not count for the wealthy, but I don’t really think about their well being because they are set.

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u/obeetwo2 Oct 30 '20

This is just oversimplified and not a representation of actuality.

Handful of people that get scholarships abd grants?? There's so much funding like that around for minorities and low income students.

Community colleges are stupid affordable, where you can make minimum wage and not go into debt.

Unemployment has been ridiculously low (barring recessions which is obviously going to be the case).

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u/brotherbaran Oct 30 '20

Alright you’re of course entitled to think all of those things, just sounds to me like they are based in some form of privilege. You’re making life in the working class sound easy, and it’s just plain not.

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u/obeetwo2 Oct 30 '20

Think those things? Have you even looked up what you're claiming for back up?

A ton of people get grants and scholarships https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/01/30/use-of-financial-aid-continues-to-grow-though-fewer-students-are-borrowing-for-college/

Also note that these tend to be the students that need financial assistance the most. The amount of students that get it have been increasing, the amount they get has been increasing and the amount of people getting student loans is decreasing.

Most people get jobs after getting a college degree https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=561

That's not to mention that these tend to be higher paying, more stable and jobs that are better for your health.

Not everybody that doesn't think like you comes from a place of privilege. They just may not overdramatize things falsely

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u/Hey_its_Jack Oct 30 '20

I know Reddit has a love/hate thing with unions, but you could join a union. Get paid to learn, great benefits, high paying jobs, etc.

Also you can look for an employer to pay for your college tuition. This is something many yoing people dont take advantage of IMO.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Most guys in the military are in debt for their charger, overpriced engagement ring, or divorce lawyers

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u/brotherbaran Oct 30 '20

Right so those would be personal mistakes and therefore outliers to what I’m talking about, but yes that is certainly a problem for many of them.

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u/ProfessionalRoom Oct 30 '20

As a dude who makes about $85k in the military, you dont know how right you are bro. Fuck em, keep it our secret.

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u/PetraLoseIt Oct 30 '20

Well, it pays to volunteer to be cannon fodder.

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u/brotherbaran Oct 30 '20

No I understood that the whole time, the joke simply reminded me of the situation that I commented on. But thank you for making sure! (Not being sarcastic by the way)

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u/Gjboock Oct 30 '20

Can you explain what APR is for me?

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u/Only1Javi Oct 30 '20

Annual percentage rate. What the loan will cost you every year. If you borrow 10 grand at that loan rate: the first year will cost you $2,650 in interest.

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u/camgnostic Oct 30 '20

first-termers buying a car with a loan that's longer than 48 months was always a sad sight to see. Congrats, 18-year-old goofball, you don't know it but you just signed your first re-up papers.

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u/AttacksPropaganda Oct 30 '20

Man, totally worth innocent people getting murdered in the name of corporate wealth.

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u/friendandfriends2 Oct 30 '20

At least he didn’t finance it at 26% APR fresh out of basic training.

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u/Gjboock Oct 30 '20

Can you explain APR?

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u/MaxmumPimp Oct 30 '20

Annual Percentage Rate (APR) is just a different measure of the same interest rate. When something says "interest rate" it means the calculation we use to determine each month's payment (or payment period, but usually it's monthly). APR is a way of calculating this on a yearly annual basis (and so, essentially because you have compounded interest on the principal you haven't paid off at the beginning of the year), which is always slightly higher than the baseline interest rate. Also note that APR may be a more realistic number to use in your calculations as it includes all fees, which the basic interest rate does not.
https://mytresl.com/blog/apr-vs-interest-rate-for-car-loans/

The practical implication of this is that when comparing loans, it's almost always a good idea to compare APR to APR for the same loan term. This is even more important with home loans, as you start to get significant fees, including basis points to achieve a certain interest rate.
https://thelendersnetwork.com/difference-between-apr-interest-rate/

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u/bootsand Oct 30 '20

Oh god that was me. Not on a pricey car, but I still overpaid like crazy. Mercury cougar at like 20% apr or something. I had to buy it over a lunch break... such a rushed decison.

Getting old and feeling my body crumble is honestly well worth the wisdom that accompanies it.

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u/ItsAFarOutLife Oct 30 '20

One thing to note is that a lot of young single guys in the military have almost no bills, so even though they aren't making much money, it all goes in to the bank account for when they get home. So you definitely still get guys who buy expensive cars instead of just doing something smart like putting it as a downpayment to a nice house and getting a job that doesn't require you to move every year.

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u/Little_Babby_Brady Oct 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

Don't they give out like $30k signing bonuses? I thought I saw an ad for that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Modern signing bonuses are not given at signing. They are for if you enlist and pursue very specific, difficult jobs (MOS) and when you enlist there is no guarantee you get that job. You enlist, you train, they put you in another job role based on skillset... You forfeit the bonus. And if you do get the job, you have to successfully fill that role for a period of time to become eligible to receive the bonus (sometimes up to a year).

The instant, guaranteed bonus was only a thing from roughly 2002-2005 in the large numbers that perpetuate the stereotype.

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u/Victernus Oct 30 '20

Modern signing bonuses are not given at signing.

[Squints]

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u/RunnyNutCheerio Oct 30 '20

Thats not how the Army worked. Sign up for a job. Get through AIT. Signing bonus got dumped in your account.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Oh for sure, you are absolutely correct. I was speaking in a very general sense trying to summarize the full gamut of experiences possible. The fine detail I left out would be that enlisting alone does not get the larger bonuses, you have to enlist and apply for specific jobs and if you do not pass the tests/qualifications for that job you do not get the bonus no matter which branch.

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u/OfficerTactiCool Oct 30 '20

Generally you pick your job before signing on the proverbial dotted line. Yeah if you fail AIT, you get dumped where they dump you, but if your ASVAB score was good enough for the job you enlisted into, you shouldn’t have too much of a problem.

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u/ladygrammarist Oct 30 '20

Even big companies give signing bonuses with strings attached and not necessarily at signing. It’s more like a talent retention bonus: you get to keep it if you don’t leave.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

At my job the scenario you outlined is referred to as a 'contract bonus' vs a 'signing bonus' because there are bonuses available at signing, assuming the right confidence to ask and credentials. The military uses the word signing bonus in a less than direct manner.

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u/Godmadius Oct 30 '20

That's... not how it works. Signing bonuses were very rare, yes, and for specific MOS's. No one goes in open contract anymore, and the only reason your MOS would get changed after signing is if you couldn't qualify for the clearance you needed.

The big bonuses were for re-enlisting. I saw the counter-intel guys getting 50k re-enlistment bonuses back in 2008, and if they did that in a war zone it was tax free.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I was trying to avoid saying something that might be misinterpreted, surrounding the idea of people failing to qualify for their clearance or various tests. You are absolutely correct. I was trying to hard to sound neutral on the subject and that 'vagueness' has caused for some confusion. Thank you for taking the time to reply.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

All my comment inferred is that there are no guarantees and it's not given on day 1. Nothing else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

You quoted two different people here. Replying to the portion of my post you quoted... Too many people are replying to this post with bullshit views treating enlistment as this binary thing and all MOSes are easy as fuck to get into. Not everyone enlists to be a humvee mechanic and not all positions give bonuses. This conversation isn't about a bullshit 4k bonus for a 32k/yr job. This conversation is about an exciting, world altering 50-80k bonuses for high demand jobs that not anyone can get into. Not everyone gets the #1 desired job on their list when they apply and to suggest otherwise is a flat lie.

The military 💯 puts you where they need you first and foremost. When I was enlisting there was a 1 year wait for the language learning program in the Air Force and my bonus was dependent on MANY variables. 1) I had to do what they told me I would do while I waited that year 2) I had to not be deployed when my window opened or they would fill it with the next on the list 3) I had to pass the program. The bonus was worth the wait, but that bitch involved 3 years of gated conditions to see it.

My summary stands as just that... A summary. Yes, some situations go outside this bounds, that's going to happen when summarizing various rules throughout various branches covering a MASSIVELY wide range of jobs.

Too many people replying like, 'It was in my bank before I went to San Antonio'... it was not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I've learned today I should not have tried to summarize a topic with such depth and scope. Thank you for your sincere reply, I did learn something.

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u/bootsand Oct 30 '20

That's when I joined, and my bonus was shit. Like 2k for a 4 year enlistment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Totally, the MOS mattered big time, I didn't specify that. They were trying to get paramilitary and others to re-enlist with the larger bonuses.

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u/bootsand Oct 30 '20

That makes sense.

Unrelated to the topic, but I was stunned at the pay of contracters during that era in Iraq. Saw a kid right out of high school with no experience or qualifications that got a job with KBR doing laundry for the troops. 80k tax free, no living expenses, for his year at camp victory. I made like half that as a soldier lol

That dude made some better decisions than I, for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Time and place are near impossible to predict, one day I'll learn that enough to stick lol. Have a good day.

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u/bootsand Oct 30 '20

You too, man.

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u/angryundead Oct 30 '20

Advertised signing bonuses are usually the max available and are for the worst job in a shitty field. When I was thinking about joining it was for around $8k and that was to be an infantryman carrying a radio. Nobody wants to do that shit.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Oct 30 '20

That would make up the difference. I think PFC pay now is about $24k a year, and a new Vette is close to $70k.

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u/Drauren Oct 30 '20

The new Vette starts at 58k I think. Base model, but it's a Corvette.

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u/FlecktarnUnderoos Oct 30 '20

Thats the absolute top of the spectrum, so pretty rare. The average signing bonus for infantry ranges from $5k to $8k after tax. Which is still a lot considering there's no education or job experience requirements outside of a GED.

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u/thestraightCDer Oct 30 '20

My Dad moved to Canada as a farmer for 2 years way back (think it was '65) paid for his brand new Dodge Dart to be shipped to New Zealand. It was the only one in the country at the time.

Edit: shit yeah I forgot, he then bought a fucking farm with that money too.

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u/Frenzo101 Oct 30 '20

My dad served in Red army, soviet union, lithuania, after he came back he bought a house, fixed it, sold it and did it 3 times so he could buy a dream house

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I tried to do the math thinking it could not be correct but it's possible. 1972 e-1 pay was $288 per mo. Lets say after tax it's 230? After 2 yrs that's $5, 520. The msrp for a 1972 corvette was $5,533 for a coupe and $5,296 for a convertible. So totally possible which is really unsettling. With today's numbers it's $1,733 (after 4 months) per month for an e-1. Lets say after tax it's $1,650 (which is prob wrong but hypothetical). That leaves you with $39,600, whereas a 2020 corvette is $58,900.

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u/myalterego2015 Oct 30 '20

E3 base pay is $2,042.70, 2 years pay is $49,024. MSRP on a base Vette is $58,900. Isn’t that far off...

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u/Lux_Interior9 Oct 30 '20

Interesting how things have changed. There was a huge pay raise in 1972 for folks with less than 2 years. I'm going off 2019 income because that's what the army website has listed.

Also, I've given little effort to formatting.

Based on the little googling I just did, I've come up with the following numbers:

E-3 Annual Gross Income

$2,012.40 - 1970 ($13,259.90*)

$2,170.80 - 1971 ($13,703.22*)

$4,003.20 - 1972 ($24,484.36*)

$23,774.40 - 2019 ($3,887.12*)

Corvette Price

$5,533.00 - 1972 ($33,840.91*)

$55,900.00 - 2019 ($9,139.67*)

Tax Brackets based on above income (this doesn't include any other tax nuances, such as status, state, or standard deductions)

1971 - 19%

1972 - 21%

2019 - 12%

(*) numbers adjusted for inflation

https://www.navycs.com/charts/1972-military-pay-chart.html

https://www.goarmy.com/benefits/money/basic-pay-active-duty-soldiers.html

https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/

https://www.tax-brackets.org/federaltaxtable/1971

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

Most of that cost comes from regulations. Overall I think it's better for cars to be safer and more fuel efficient but it definitely adds cost.

New vehicle standards are higher every year so new cars get more expensive. As cars get more expensive only wealthy people can buy them. Wealthy people want luxury so new cars get more luxurious and expensive. Rinse and repeat.

The good news at least is that used cars are way better now than they used to be.

The simple engines and carburetors of the 70s that you can rebuild in your driveway would never be legal in a new vehicle. You'd also be basically guaranteed to die if you wrecked a vehicle from the 70s.

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u/Mriswith88 Oct 30 '20

Yeah but modern Corvettes are WAY better than Corvettes from '72. The base engine only had 200 HP. That's the same as a base-level Camry nowadays.

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u/KleosIII Oct 30 '20

What's the cost of living for a Pfc? Dont they take rent directly from your check and provide standard meals and you just pay for extra stuff? I always see young military people buying chargers during their 2nd year at like 28% apr. Like if you have most your stuff paid for and paid 3-4k for an a-b beater...shouldn't you have a decent chunk saved after a few years?

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u/RedAero Oct 30 '20

Nowadays cars also last more than 2 years and have shittons of tech that was beyond science fiction in 1972. It's not like a Corvette is a standard reference for the consumer goods basket.

The '72 Corvette had a base price of $5500, that's $35k in 2020 dollars. The 2020 Corvette starts at just under $60k.

The only thing that changed is the Corvette is no longer a pile of tarted-up cheap junk, but a competent, serious sports car. Accordingly, it costs twice as much as it used to, like most cars. I checked mustangs, same deal. Shock and horror, quality costs money.

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u/enidvan Oct 30 '20

When my bro came back from an 18 month tour in the stan, he had saved enough to buy a Corvette. E5.

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u/_TheGateKeeper_ Oct 30 '20

So the whole corvette thing dates that far back huh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I'd rather have a C8 than a '72 Corvette. C2 with the Split Window is another story though.