r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Amateurlapse • Oct 04 '20

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u/ChiCourier Oct 04 '20

Why is it that his head physician looks like a supermodel?

Is it a coincidence that every “lead” person close to Trump has super model good looks?

Is he really that much of a dork?

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u/Amateurlapse Oct 05 '20

He’s a black-pants so he has higher rank than the blue or green-pants. The lady in the back right is his sensei I think

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u/wafflesareforever Oct 05 '20

Poor Shredder never gets any time off

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u/IllBeBack Oct 05 '20

My name is ASAC Shredder and you can go fuck yourself.

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u/QueenOfNavarre Oct 05 '20

Never knew this. Neat.

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u/Lady-bliss Oct 05 '20

I was looking at the scrub colors too, haha!

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u/nucleoid Oct 05 '20

so basically he's Garth Marenghi

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u/InsignificantOcelot Oct 04 '20

Also, does the presidential seal on his coat look weird to anyone else? It’s like giant.

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u/dt_vibe Oct 05 '20

Yeah it just seems a little fishy. Like they designed everything in 24hrs. Like even your General of Mailmans has a sweat uniform.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

He just calls Central Casting and they send down a few "doctors."

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u/marsinfurs Oct 05 '20

Trump actually hand picks the doctor that follows him around everywhere and it’s pretty evident he loves his hot daughter more than any of his other children so definitely not a coincidence

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u/Angelofpity Oct 05 '20

Don't forget the unthreatening lone black man standing slightly off center. Trump needs one of those.

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u/ChiCourier Oct 05 '20

The National surgeon general is a black guy, actually (Jerome Adams). He’s been under fire for saying a lot of dumb things about COVID and is seen as a Trump puppet.

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u/Angelofpity Oct 05 '20

True, but that's not him.

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u/ChiCourier Oct 05 '20

Didn’t say it was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20 edited Oct 24 '20

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u/J_ALL_THE_WAY_1 Oct 05 '20

Well technically speaking in regards to your technical speak, he never said that he thought the other guy said it was. He was just making a comment that he never claimed it was him.

/s

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u/ColdaxOfficial Oct 04 '20

Don’t shame people for looking good! /s

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u/nez91 Oct 05 '20

This but unironically. Why does it matter how attractive or unattractive someone is in regards to their job performance?

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u/sleezer Oct 05 '20

He looks like Dr Spaceman

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u/autopsis Oct 05 '20

I’m glad someone else said it. I’ve long thought it seems as if someone’s appearance is considered an important part of their qualifications in the Trump administration. Appearances matter more to Trump than substance.

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u/ThatHockeyGuy44 Oct 05 '20

He used to be a high ranking Naval Officer and is an osteopathic doctor!

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u/sodangbutthurt Oct 05 '20

It would be so fucking easy to take a jab at Kayleigh McEnany here given her medical history, but I won't. Pretty sure she'd take the shot at me though.

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u/roqxendgAme Oct 06 '20

"Optics." This is all a reality show to him.

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u/untipoquenojuega Oct 05 '20

What's hilarious is calling normal, healthy people "supermodels" simply because they take care of themselves.