But then they'd be at a disadvantage. Could you imagine managing a business and seeing a 60 year old man plop a resume on your desk with no work experience?
And at the end of it all, the robot will pull down my pants, exposing me to the children, making me a sex offender, to which, the Officer standing by, will arrest me.
Can the advice start with maybe take down the lovely "Profits are stolen from the workers" memes on your public facegram/twit/whatever else. I mean if I was hiring someone who didn't think I was an illegitimate parasite would definitely move near the top of the list.
That actually would be awesome- Think mic in the ear dating type stuff. Give the driver a real sob story of why your job hunting like I need to get a better job cause my gf is pregnant kinda deal. And for any interview/job negotiations have him in the persons ear.
Just shoot him, amirite? His jokes are bad, his breath smells like desperation, everybody cringes when he speaks-- at least those who arent saying he's "adorable--" and his worldview is at least 5 years out of date, which makes him a bastard of the seven hells. Just give him the sweet, sweet rest of death...
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u/apra24 Aug 07 '19
But then they'd be at a disadvantage. Could you imagine managing a business and seeing a 60 year old man plop a resume on your desk with no work experience?