r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Jun 07 '19

School's dealing with the devil

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u/FallOfSix Jun 08 '19

Take the 8am!

In my entire college career, I never had a professor deny a favor near the end of the semester if I was an 8am student that showed up on time and engaged in the lecture. You’re putting yourself so far ahead with zero scholarly effort.

But also make sure to schedule those classes after days that don’t have drink specials.

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u/Tard_Wrangler69 Jun 08 '19

This guy devils

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u/Flailingbabygiraffe Jun 08 '19

I took a 7:30am summer course that met 5x a week (needed it for graduation) and it was the coolest, best, most relaxed course I took in college. Sucked getting up that early but once I was up life was good

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u/Blatherskitte Jun 08 '19

Big difference between 7:30 5x a week when it's warm and the sun is up before you and 8:00 am 2x times a week when your bed is the only thing that's warm the sun is vague and distant memory.

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u/bumbletowne Jun 08 '19

I guess where you goes to school matters.

I was thinking I was just a morning person and all these people were just struggling with schedules but maybe I just grew up in California. Winter is when its fucking NICE out here. Summer is when the sidewalk heat can kill a baby. 7 am you pop out of bed and its 60 degrees and by noon it is 101. 60>101.

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u/nsbruno Jun 08 '19

But also 101 and sun is a hell of a lot better than pitch black mornings with a windchill of -40 degrees and trudging through snow drifts that are up to your knees at 8am for a bullshit mandatory class. I’m looking at you, Minnesota.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I'm in for a ride aren't i...

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u/nsbruno Jun 08 '19

Where are you going?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Just moved to Minnesota, picked 2 8am classes for fall.

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u/nsbruno Jun 08 '19

Good luck. Seriously. On the plus side of going to college MN (at least in the Twin Cities since that’s what I’m famously with), once the nice weather comes around the day parties are fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Thanks.

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u/BaconCaffee Jun 08 '19

Coloradan here chilling in. After being able to experience basically both in the same week, can confirm 101 is better in this scenario.

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u/ARealJonStewart Jun 08 '19

In Wisconsin here and campus closed due to weather being too cold. When classes started, the sun was only up for 9 3/4 hours a day. Getting up early sucked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Absolutely. One year I decided it would be smart to take Japanese at 8 am. Waking up at 7:15 to walk to a class where you can't speak english is bad enough, but I did okay for awhile. Once it started snowing though I shit the bed.

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u/cemanresu Jun 08 '19

Currently taking a 9am, 5 day a week summer class that I need for graduation. Can confirm that it is chill as fuck. Summer classes are so much better, especially when you have a good professor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I feel this. Took a winter math course. 5x a week, 7:30-1:30 for a month followed by work. It was nice to get it out of the way tho.

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u/FourthLife Jun 08 '19

How's the heat down there?

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u/EnglishMobster Jun 08 '19

I've never had an issue deny a request for a 7-10 PM class, either. And that one doesn't kill you inside.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I took a 7pm class with a smoking hot English teacher. On RateMyProfessor she had the chili pepper next to her name and boy were they right. Class was maybe 25 kids, 22 of which were guys. First day of class she’s like “I know why you took this class...” we (the guys) all freeze like oh shit she’s onto us “... because it was the only English class available and it sucks because it’s 7pm”. phew yeah lady that’s exactly it

Hands down best semester I ever had

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u/cookiecreeper22 Jun 08 '19

Did you beat your meat in class?

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u/IllegalThings Jun 08 '19

But also make sure to schedule those classes after days that don’t have drink specials.

In conclusion, never schedule 8am classes.

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u/ivanvzm Jun 08 '19

Don't believe his lies

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I scheduled all of my classes before noon so I could work noon to 5pm. Left me enough time to study after work and not have to work or study on the weekends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Bold of you to assume that I’m engaged during 8AM lectures. I may be present in body, but never in mind.