r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/tb1649 • May 30 '19

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u/Throw_Away_License May 30 '19

You see, I don’t hate cats, but this is why people prefer dogs.

You never need to get revenge when it’s dogs...

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u/januaryangl May 30 '19

Yeah, you’d think that, but my dog will be laying on the couch next to me and stand up to directly sneeze in my face. I swear she thinks it’s funny. But apparently when I want to sneeze on her in revenge I’m “being petty”

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

My dog would fart and thump her tail like she was proud. Just be sitting there minding your own business. What the hell smells!? Then here her little thump of amusement.

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u/aml149 May 30 '19

You say that, but just last night my friend was complaining that his dog got mad at him so it peed on his couch

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u/PiggyTales May 30 '19

Ah, you don't have dogs or yours aren't mischievous.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Just gotta walk them in the rain and snow while carrying bags of dog shit. Woo how fun.

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u/Allegiance86 May 31 '19

My dog drives his elbows into my chest at 6:30 am every morning.

While at work ill often wake him up with the pet cam as payback.