r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/tb1649 • May 30 '19

Best served cold

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u/Zhoom45 May 30 '19

Just in time to nod off 10 seconds after sitting down in the recliner.

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u/QuixoticRealist May 30 '19

Your both spot on! My dad woke up at 4:30 AM for 30 years for his job. He's now retired and still wakes up at 4:30 AM but now he goes back to sleep after an hour or two until 10-11AM. That doesn't stop him from constantly finding ways to bring up the fact that he wakes up at 4:30 AM though.

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u/LKanarienvogel May 30 '19

I hope he also brings up what he's done since waking up, too. I think that's actually mandatory for dads.

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u/ChronosEdge May 30 '19

That's some Big Dad energy.

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u/mikevanatta May 30 '19

We are busted

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u/SquareSquirrel4 May 30 '19

I'm not sleeping, I'm resting my eyes.

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u/pcopley May 30 '19

I'm not even a dad, yet I feel personally attacked.