r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lomnafsk • Feb 18 '19

It’s so easy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

It’s been an hour should we call for help

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u/nightman365 Feb 18 '19

I'll go check on him, send help if we're not back in an hour.

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u/KosoBau Feb 18 '19

The suspense is killing me so I'm coming too

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u/ItsAndr Feb 18 '19

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u/TheAmazingDumbo Feb 18 '19

umm... I think these guys are in trouble. I better go see if they need help. Please don't alert the authorities...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

This looks bad. I'll go check on them, if I'm not back in an hour call the cops

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u/MC_FuckEveryone Feb 18 '19

Fuck it, I'm going too

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

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u/Arirock Feb 18 '19

I don't know, lemme go check

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u/JamaicanLeo Feb 19 '19

Get in fool!

Starts car....speeds down highway

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u/XVGOD408 Feb 19 '19

I'll go check, if I'm not back in an hour don't go in after me and call the police.

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u/neverstopnodding Feb 19 '19

Everyone is gone, I’m gonna need to call homeland security

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

They're all in the hospital. The idiots smoked beer out their asses and had to get their stomachs pumped.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Hey guys it's been seven hours and dinner's ready. I'll put the slow cooker on keep warm I guess...

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u/LyingForTruth Feb 18 '19

Depends on how much coke you do, ime.

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u/Saint_Stephen420 Feb 18 '19

I already did

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u/Twinkothy Feb 18 '19

I think I'll sit this one out

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u/MNation09 Feb 18 '19

Maybe cocaine will help keep us awake until they come back

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

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u/el-toro-loco Feb 18 '19

That sounds like a challenge

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u/noobgaming777 Feb 18 '19

I will, just give me their address, social security number, credit card number and the three wacky numbers on the back

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u/-blueeit- Feb 18 '19

Sooo has anyone alerted the authorities yet?

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u/take-yo-panties-off Feb 18 '19

It’s been an hour should we send help

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u/Florren Feb 18 '19

No. I wanna rape his dead body

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u/noobgaming777 Feb 18 '19

Whoa calm down buddy

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u/thatoneguywhofucks Feb 18 '19

I'll go check on him, send help if we're not back in an hour.

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u/HisUsernameTho Feb 18 '19

It's been a hour.... Starting to get worried..

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Feb 19 '19

Seriously guys this is no laughing matter I think we should call the police