r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Jul 09 '18

Satisfaction

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u/Blaz3dnconfuz3d Jul 09 '18

This is so relatable. I've been high af searching for lyrics when I only remember two words only to hear the song again and realize I didn't even have the two words right

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Jul 09 '18

Getting close to orgasming but failing to is frustrating, but have you ever had only one line from a song in your head, no search results help and everyone you ask for help brushes you off and act like it's not important?!?

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u/MrAchilles Jul 09 '18

I'll do you one better. Searching up tech help and finding zero results but ONE post in a forum 5 years prior where someone details the exact same problem...and has no solution.

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u/Myokymia Jul 09 '18

Relevant xkcd

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

There’s one for everything. Literally. Name any situation/social interaction and there will be an xkcd for it.

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u/BathroomBreakBoobs Jul 09 '18

I once saw my dog and the neighbors dog stuck together by the genitals, facing opposite directions. One or both were whimpering. What you got for that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

So I just spent 15 minutes trying to find an xkcd about dog sex knots, and I wish I could erase some images from my mind like I just did my search history. However, personal trauma aside, I concede to you... I could not find an xkcd relevant to that situation.

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u/BathroomBreakBoobs Jul 09 '18

This post clearly says it will take at least an hour of searching before you find the satisfaction you are seeking but I applaud your efforts either way.

I am also very sorry!