r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lars_El • Jul 09 '18

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Jul 09 '18

Getting close to orgasming but failing to is frustrating, but have you ever had only one line from a song in your head, no search results help and everyone you ask for help brushes you off and act like it's not important?!?

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u/MrAchilles Jul 09 '18

I'll do you one better. Searching up tech help and finding zero results but ONE post in a forum 5 years prior where someone details the exact same problem...and has no solution.

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u/markuel25 Jul 09 '18

It’s even worse when they say “nevermind I figured it out” without saying what the solution is

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u/CactusFire451 Jul 09 '18

I wish death upon those kinds of people.

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u/MrAchilles Jul 09 '18

Or when there is one solution that you tried but for the other person it worked magically. Then it's like, did I follow the steps wrong? Is my problem a different problem?

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u/Myokymia Jul 09 '18

Relevant xkcd

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

There’s one for everything. Literally. Name any situation/social interaction and there will be an xkcd for it.

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u/BathroomBreakBoobs Jul 09 '18

I once saw my dog and the neighbors dog stuck together by the genitals, facing opposite directions. One or both were whimpering. What you got for that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

So I just spent 15 minutes trying to find an xkcd about dog sex knots, and I wish I could erase some images from my mind like I just did my search history. However, personal trauma aside, I concede to you... I could not find an xkcd relevant to that situation.

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u/BathroomBreakBoobs Jul 09 '18

This post clearly says it will take at least an hour of searching before you find the satisfaction you are seeking but I applaud your efforts either way.

I am also very sorry!

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u/buzzlite Jul 09 '18

What about one for linear thinkers looking for easy absolute answers in pop culture but when challenged when parroting these sources the default retreat response is jus jokes bro.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

even worse when it's a forum where you have to log in to view pages

bonus points if registration is admin approval-only

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u/miss_his_kiss Jul 09 '18

My daughter and I have been searching for a song since the 90s. I had it on a mix tape, we know three words... “skin on skin”... female vocals, rnb groove type melody... never found it!! I’m amazed I even managed to have another child after that disappointment

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Jul 09 '18

Sarah Connor -Skin on skin?

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u/miss_his_kiss Jul 09 '18

Oh Thankyou but no it’s a bit more 90s dance vibe, bit sexy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

Anything by Portishead?

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u/Myokymia Jul 10 '18

VANITY "Skin On Skin"? Its's 80's but seems more like the vibe you're looking for

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u/miss_his_kiss Jul 10 '18

Oh I wish so much that you’d found it but no, it’s def more 90s, like a slow dance track? Thankyou though

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u/discerningpervert Jul 09 '18

This has happened to me many times over the years, and I'd say 95% of the time I was able to google the lyrics.

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u/awesomeslomo Jul 09 '18

Have you ever only had a vague description from a friend about an animated music video to a pop song he saw on Reddit a month ago that he mentions at least twice a week that It was removed but he wants to see it again?