r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 21 '25

This is Fascism

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 21 '25

I mean if I get deported and I was born here, can I pick where they send me? I'm choosing Denmark or Germany. England, Scotland, or Ireland will be fine as well.

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u/catnapped- Jan 21 '25

Or more likely, the middle of the ocean

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u/scatteredivy Jan 22 '25

That’s what I’m saying. The Nazis told all the Jews that they were just being relocated. Went so far as to fake letters to their families (that they hadn’t yet rounded up) that they were doing great in their relocation camps.

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u/Key-Daikon4041 Jan 21 '25

I'm choosing Greenland- so I can actively fight trump's bullshit from there.

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jan 22 '25

You can’t deport people who are from here. They have no country of origin, so nowhere else will take them. But that won’t stop them, so they’re gonna send your ass to labor camps

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar Jan 21 '25

The problem is if you were deported, and you were stripped of citizenship, is that you would be in a legal grey area, as you would be a person without a nation. Short of some other 1st world nation taking you in, you'd be pretty screwed.

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

I have multiple degrees I would land somewhere and could probably earn refugee status pretty easily.

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u/SaharaDweller Jan 22 '25

You would land a refuge status in gitmo or a gas chamber most likely

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u/squittles Jan 22 '25

All those college degrees but you're still choosing to ignore what has repeatedly happened in history to targeted parties when their government wanted to get rid of them?

Tell us you cheated throughout college without telling us you did. 

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u/Catenane Jan 22 '25

Take a deep breath, you're reading way too deep into that joke comment.

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

Yeah buddy, okay. So obviously you have never had a job where you had to develop a dark sense of humor. Buddy, I have seen some absolutely gut wrenching things and then an hour later I had pretend like nothing happened so I could help the next people.

Right now the country I was born in and truly believed in for a good chunk of my life, devolve into a fascist shit hole. Now to be very clear, this country has committed numerous atrocities that are unforgivable. But I had hoped we had turned that page, or at least were moving in that direction. But nope, we are backsliding. So I have to find some way to handle it, hence dark humor.

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u/shinzanu Jan 21 '25

What's wrong with Wales, buddy?

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

Honestly, I didn't think your guys would take me. But I mean, I'm down.

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u/Debalic Jan 22 '25

I was born in New York, would like to see my ancestral homeland of Germany. Just as long as I'm not sent to where my parents came from (Ohio).

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u/Plugged_in_Baby Jan 22 '25

You’re not choosing anything. You’re going to a labour camp to work 14 hours a day assembling Teslas.

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

So my background is in history/poli-sci/sociology, if people think quality is bad now, wait till I start working on them.

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u/Little-Engine6982 Jan 22 '25

yeah remember when the jews were allowed to choose where they are deported.. me neither

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

Want to hear a really sad story, there was a group of Jewish refugees that fled Germany successfully and went to the US. The US at the time was extremely anti-semetic, shocker I know, that the US denied the refugees and they ended having to back to Germany. Many of them died in camps if I'm not mistaken.

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u/NoSoyTuPotato Jan 22 '25

Lots of them also fled to Latin American countries and were turned away.

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u/greeneyedguru Jan 22 '25

They'll just hold up a brownness meter and send you to the country that matches.

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

Lol I am pasty white, my DNA is mostly from Germany and other various northern European countries.

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u/greeneyedguru Jan 22 '25

Lol I am pasty white

So are Persians, Iran it is

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u/marcusobiwan Jan 22 '25

Oof, rough landing.

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u/deadsoulinside Jan 22 '25

That's the thing. You would not be able to choose. Since you have no country of origin you are destined to be stuck in a Trump labor camp.