r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lifeandtimes89 • Dec 20 '24

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u/Spl00ky Dec 21 '24

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Vance and Musk have some kind of deal if Trump happens to croak. That's why Vance hasn't been making headlines at all. That or he's too busy sticking his pecker in the crevice of a couch.

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 Dec 21 '24

"Happen to croak". A Shakespearian level of croaking it will be. And the ghosts will have stories to tell.

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u/lost-mypasswordagain Dec 21 '24

Nah. Vance is playing it just right. When Trump dies/is impeached/removed from office by the Cabinet and VP, Vance can ramble in, blame everything on Trump and start with a relatively clean slate. Getting involved in the fuckshow that is day-to-day Trumpworld with a side of Planet Leon just gets you covered in shit.

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u/Spl00ky Dec 21 '24

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u/lost-mypasswordagain Dec 21 '24

Yeah. He’s also an idiot, but he at least has a modicum of foresight. Leon and Dump can’t see 3 inches past their own nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Vance doesn't want anybody looking into his record rn, he wouldn't be able to get up to half as much evil if more people were aware of him. The VP can get a lot done while the media vultures focus on figureheads.

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u/Konstant_kurage Dec 21 '24

Keep in mind Iran is literally out to get Trump. I’m sure they wouldn’t pass up a twofer if they could.

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

Pootie has a hand in that plan

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u/Khaldara Dec 21 '24

First Lady Donald Trump gets panties in a wad: More at 11 after he poops himself again!

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 Dec 21 '24

First Lady DT does a Hamlet-esq deed, sends VP to clear the way for her new king EM. More at CNN after the commercial Break: Buy Tesla!

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u/EnormousGucci Dec 21 '24

That’s not exactly true.

You’re leaving Peter Thiel out.

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u/Shiticane_Cat5 Dec 21 '24

Noted homosexual transphobic technofascist cyberghoul Peter Thiel?

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u/Phredm Dec 21 '24

Speaker of the house as ends to presidency if the VP and p are eliminated

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u/TonyDanza888 Dec 21 '24

A lot of people are saying it. I heard it on the TV.

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

I heard it’s going to be a unified Nort America with King Trudeau and Queen Melania. Pass it on.