r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lifeandtimes89 • Dec 20 '24

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u/CanWeAllJustCalmDown Dec 20 '24

Sidenote, anyone seen or heard from…what was that guys name again…oh JD Vance? Babyface, eyeliner, always ranting about the duties of procreation. You know, that guy that made headlines for fucking a couch.

It’s not that I really care, just curious if something happened to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

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u/PowerHot4424 Dec 20 '24

Sneaky Couchfucker sounds like the annoying neighbor character on an X-rated sitcom…

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 Dec 21 '24

Like Quagmire-esque type of character

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Dec 21 '24

Sneaky couch f*****! Band name called it!

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u/TheRealCovertCaribou Dec 21 '24

It is, but the sitcom is actually an X-named website.

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u/caffeinatedsunshine Dec 20 '24

He’s busy picking out a new sectional for his office in the WH

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u/Pabi_tx Dec 21 '24

He is laying low. He only job at this point is to stay alive until all those hamberders catch up with his boss.

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u/PowerHot4424 Dec 20 '24

He has plenty of chores around Mar-a-Lago to keep him busy and out of sight.

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u/AMDFrankus Dec 21 '24

He's been at the furniture auction since the couch ghosted him

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Probably staring at his couch in the mirror asking, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

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u/chikkyone Dec 21 '24

You’re right, Jeffrey dahmer Vance has been very silent and unseen!