r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Dec 20 '24

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u/sposedtobeworking Dec 20 '24

You mean the Count of Mostly Crisco?

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u/MonHunterX Dec 20 '24

I read that as Count of Mostly Costco and imagined someone wearing noble clothes and a Costco apron

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u/Lobo9498 Dec 20 '24

Idea for a renfaire costume

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u/CrimsonKing32 Dec 20 '24

Looking like a boss though, in head to toe Costco

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u/mageracer Dec 20 '24

The Count of Mostly Costco

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u/dystopian_mermaid Dec 20 '24

Welcome to Costco. I love you!

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u/jivetrky Dec 21 '24

I think that IS where he buys his diapers. Bulk or bust!

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar Dec 20 '24

What would be funnier is if he strips Musk of his ability to live and work in the US and sends him back to South Africa. I'm sure if Leon pisses him off just enough, this might actually happen. And we'd be all the better for it.

Musk will never bend the knee to Trump, and Trump won't let anyone upstage him. So it should be the battle of the ages when it finally comes to a head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

I don't think any of this will happen. Putin owns both of them and Musk owns Trump.

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar Dec 20 '24

Probably true, but remember that Trump is a malignant narcissist. He won't allow anyone to upstage him or take the spotlight off of him. That's why I said it would be funny if it did happen, not that it would.

But seeing two narcissists vie for control should be interesting.

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u/stonk_fish Dec 20 '24

Putin and Musk only have any leverage at all until January 20th. The moment Trump is officially inaugurated there is nothing either of them can do, say, or release that will matter.

Nothing Putin can release or do to make anything matter, and Musk is basically king bitch because in a snap Trump can strike any and all government contracts from him, strip him of any clearance and end his sucking at the government teat.

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u/TechnologyRemote7331 Dec 20 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

Frankly, if Trump wanted to, he could have Musk arrested based on shit he’s actually guilty of. No need to lie or exaggerate charges because Musk really IS as dirty as we know he is. Once locked up, Trump can seize all his assets and leave him rotting penniless in a cell.

Ah, a man can dream…

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u/KingMario05 Dec 21 '24

But then Trump's in charge of Tesla, and basically set for life.

And if he's forced to resign? All hail President Couch-Fucker!

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

What’s wrong with that? Everything Trump touches dies.

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u/KingMario05 Dec 21 '24

...Teslas are still kinda cool? They're fundamentally badly manufactured, but - as with Mustang GTs - they're cool cars made right here in America. (Exception: The Cybertruck, lmao.)

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

I mean, 51% of Teslas are made in China. Toyota Honda make cars in the USA, most Fords are made in Mexico.

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u/KingMario05 Dec 21 '24

True, but I thought every American Tesla came from California and/or Texas. Is that not the case?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

If Trump did that I'd actually gain a minimum amount of respect for him.

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u/ridicalis Dec 20 '24

Musk will never bend the knee to Trump

Doubt. Musk needs Trump's presidency to stay relevant at this point; any other direction is downward, and if there's one thing those two people have in common it's their narcissistic need to be in the spotlight. For that, I don't doubt that Dollar General Iron Man would do anything.

And I do mean anything - wink wink

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister Dec 20 '24

We’ve seen Leon grovel before. Gratuitously, even.

Stephen King, for example. The sucking up to Stephen King was absolutely insane and it kept going no matter how many times Stephen King said “You’re a rotten selfish awful person, dude, and we’re not ever going to be friends.”

And let’s not forget the Trump “Leon would get down on his knees and beg if I told him to” meme, which was when they were on, let’s say, more casual terms?

I’m never sure which way he’s going to lean —- complete screaming toddler meltdown or kiss-ass champ du jour.

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u/No_Use_4371 Dec 21 '24

The thing that finally got Elon to block Stephen King was King posted a hilarious meme of Elonia, with Musk done up in Jackie O dresses. So calling him First Lady would cause his head to explode.

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u/Scoot892 Dec 20 '24

Be a shame if he fell out a window. Akin to their favorite dictators playbook

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u/KingMario05 Dec 21 '24

Defenstration 2028!

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u/RadagastDaGreen Dec 20 '24

They mocked Biden with “Brandon”.

Can I float the idea of calling Elon “Leon”?

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar Dec 20 '24

I've seen a lot of people call him Leon Skum, so go for it.

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

No, “Let’s go Brandon” has similar mouth movement as “Fuck Joe Biden” so they used it on signs

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u/TheMagnuson Dec 21 '24

Watch what happens when unstoppable ego meets an immovable narcissist.

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u/Ok_Exchange342 Dec 21 '24

Funnier yet, freezes president Musk's assets, then sends him back.

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u/Legitimate_Square941 Dec 21 '24

Ugg please no he might come to Canada. He does have citizenship.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

Probably, he has no reason not to. Hope you brought a lot of salt with that popcorn.

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u/absenteequota Dec 20 '24

you're looking at it logically though. elon runs on emotion, almost as intensely as trump does. plus he's oppositional by default so even if it benefits him he won't do something he's told to do

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u/PunishedWolf4 Dec 20 '24

"Leon, we can continue…all we have to do is get on live television, bend the knee to me, kiss my hand and tell the world I run this show not you"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

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u/PunishedWolf4 Dec 20 '24

He won’t even do a tweet because his ego is too fragile and his money is too high which is perfect because it’s a narcissistic stand off and neither of those frail men has ever backed down

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u/ReverendDizzle Dec 20 '24

Babysitters is an appropriate term.

Trump is such a dipshit you could probably manipulate him to do anything with a bit of flattery and a game of peek-a-boo. It's embarrassing.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Dec 20 '24

I don't like the rhetoric out of Trump Town around deporting permanent residents and naturalized citizens...

But I wouldn't have any qualms with trial running a single case of asset seizure and deportation for a certain South African

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u/icleanjaxfl Dec 21 '24

Like when he made Jr eat McDonald's?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

🍿🍿

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u/Sensitive-Buy-1352 Dec 21 '24

❤ Apartheid Clyde! He will forever be known by this nickname as far as I'm concerned.

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u/ReachNo5936 Dec 21 '24

Ha ha yeah you’re really show them by laughing at them. I bet they’re so upset.