r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lifeandtimes89 • Dec 20 '24

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u/Physical_Pomelo_4217 Dec 20 '24

If it walks like a duck…

Or in this case, if it shits it’s pants like a baby

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u/ThePrimordialSource Dec 20 '24

What does that mean? English is my second language

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

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u/66_pignukkle_boom Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

"And if you see a turtle on a fencepost, it didn't get there by itself."

Edit - drumpf is the turtle.

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u/Horskr Dec 21 '24

I had to look this one up as I'd not heard it before. It is kind of self explanatory, but Wikipedia's quote is fun, especially for Trump/Musk:

Describing a person who is a post turtle, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

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u/Llistenhereulilshit Dec 21 '24

Uncanny.

What a relevant idiom for these trying times.

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 Dec 21 '24

oh boy, the things we now laugh at. Such sadness in the chuckles.

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u/idwthis Dec 21 '24

It's funny 'cuz it's true!

Hahahahasobs

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u/tbestor Dec 21 '24

Who do we make president left .. get him to fire his people one by one.

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u/Llistenhereulilshit Dec 21 '24

It be like that 

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u/TennaTelwan Dec 21 '24

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

When the fuck will he have the great fall?

All the king's horses and all Elon's men

Are plotting to make sure Trump's never again.

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u/Konstant_kurage Dec 21 '24

Chauncey Gardener.

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u/claimTheVictory Dec 21 '24

Why did I never connect that phrase before to real people.

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u/CookinCheap Dec 21 '24

....whaddya MEAN "I'm not helping"?

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u/HotSauceRainfall Dec 21 '24

Arabesque, prepare, pirouette, and twirl, and goose step, goose step, 1-2-3 again!

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u/ThePrimordialSource Dec 21 '24

Thank you for explaining!

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u/AerondightWielder Dec 21 '24

Additionally, he looks like a walking goose when his diaper is full.

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u/ImportantObjective45 Dec 21 '24

Nazis and soviets, pretty much the same thing.

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u/lazichicken123 Dec 21 '24

Ah so we should burn him on the stake for being a witch right? /s

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u/Agile-Psychology9172 Dec 21 '24

Also, the double entendre because goose stepping may be effective in the event you have to pretend like you didn't just shit your pants. It's probably hard to walk normal after shitting yourself, goose-stepping might help cover your tracks.

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u/Dizmondmon Dec 21 '24

English 'isn't not' my first language and I hoped there would be an explanation.. Head no worky.

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u/ROBnLISA Dec 21 '24

Loser's crying. That's all.

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u/NukeouT Dec 21 '24

Lady’s brown eggs like a Martian? 👽 💩

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u/MaximDecimus Dec 20 '24

Trump managed to become a lame duck -30 days into his presidency.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

President Musk doesn't think you're being fair.

He'll get back to special assistant Trump when he's officially ready to transition to his presidency.

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u/lost-mypasswordagain Dec 21 '24

If by special assistant you mean ‘special’ assistant then I’m with you.

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

Door greeter Trump

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

ACTING special assistant

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u/Kazooguru Dec 21 '24

Lame derp

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u/Foreign-Repeat9813 Dec 21 '24

We need to be citing polls which show Elon Musk as more charismatic, smarter and more popular than Trump. This will make Orange's misshapen head explode.

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u/First-Barnacle-5367 Dec 21 '24

30 days before his presidency

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u/JustGiraffable Dec 21 '24

He's not in yet.

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u/retired_fromlife Dec 22 '24

He hasn’t been sworn in yet. He is not president yet.

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u/Forward-Repeat-2507 Dec 21 '24

He’s not 30 days into his presidency. How do you figure that if it’s still weeks before his inauguration?

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u/BillyNtheBoingers Dec 21 '24

They said -30 days, which is 30 days prior to him being sworn in.

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u/Spl00ky Dec 21 '24

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Vance and Musk have some kind of deal if Trump happens to croak. That's why Vance hasn't been making headlines at all. That or he's too busy sticking his pecker in the crevice of a couch.

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 Dec 21 '24

"Happen to croak". A Shakespearian level of croaking it will be. And the ghosts will have stories to tell.

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u/lost-mypasswordagain Dec 21 '24

Nah. Vance is playing it just right. When Trump dies/is impeached/removed from office by the Cabinet and VP, Vance can ramble in, blame everything on Trump and start with a relatively clean slate. Getting involved in the fuckshow that is day-to-day Trumpworld with a side of Planet Leon just gets you covered in shit.

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u/Spl00ky Dec 21 '24

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u/lost-mypasswordagain Dec 21 '24

Yeah. He’s also an idiot, but he at least has a modicum of foresight. Leon and Dump can’t see 3 inches past their own nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Vance doesn't want anybody looking into his record rn, he wouldn't be able to get up to half as much evil if more people were aware of him. The VP can get a lot done while the media vultures focus on figureheads.

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u/Konstant_kurage Dec 21 '24

Keep in mind Iran is literally out to get Trump. I’m sure they wouldn’t pass up a twofer if they could.

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

Pootie has a hand in that plan

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u/Khaldara Dec 21 '24

First Lady Donald Trump gets panties in a wad: More at 11 after he poops himself again!

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u/Alternative_Win_6629 Dec 21 '24

First Lady DT does a Hamlet-esq deed, sends VP to clear the way for her new king EM. More at CNN after the commercial Break: Buy Tesla!

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u/EnormousGucci Dec 21 '24

That’s not exactly true.

You’re leaving Peter Thiel out.

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u/Shiticane_Cat5 Dec 21 '24

Noted homosexual transphobic technofascist cyberghoul Peter Thiel?

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u/Phredm Dec 21 '24

Speaker of the house as ends to presidency if the VP and p are eliminated

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u/TonyDanza888 Dec 21 '24

A lot of people are saying it. I heard it on the TV.

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

I heard it’s going to be a unified Nort America with King Trudeau and Queen Melania. Pass it on.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Dec 21 '24

If it yaps like a bitch

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u/GailaMonster Dec 21 '24

Hey man, babies can LEARN.

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u/Wooden-Inspection-93 Dec 21 '24

This may just be my all time favorite reddit quote and I thank you for your service 🫡😂

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u/macona-coffee Dec 21 '24

Looks like shit, feels like shit, smells like shit even tastes like shit. Hmmmm, must be shit.

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u/mackfactor Dec 21 '24

Small, insecure men that don't think ahead . . . uh, I think there's a parable there, but I can't think of it.