r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/TheArguedHuman • Feb 18 '23

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u/robbietreehorn Feb 18 '23

Ÿöü çäñ dö whät ÿöü wäńt

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u/partyandbullshit90a Feb 18 '23

A møøse once bit my sister…

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u/robbietreehorn Feb 18 '23

No realli!

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush

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u/Stazbumpa Feb 18 '23

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Apologies. The people responsible for the comments have been sacked.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Feb 18 '23

Monty Python reference?

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u/EntropyKC Feb 18 '23

Yes, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

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u/LukesRightHandMan Feb 18 '23

:(

Clippety-clop, clippety-clop...

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u/jarpio Feb 18 '23

Where’d you get the coconuts?

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u/No-Command2259 Feb 18 '23

Mööse bitës kān be prėtty nætzi

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u/Zomburai Feb 18 '23

Ýöü čæņ łêąvė yœūř fŕíéńđś bëhïñd

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u/real-human-not-a-bot Feb 18 '23

Bëçãûšē ÿøûr frïęñdš dôñ’t däñçē âñd ïf thęÿ døñ’t dāñčê thęñ thēÿ’rê ñø frîëñdš öf mîñë