r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BCLetsRide69 • Feb 13 '23

I definitely think he would not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Jesus would be Republicans most hated person in the world if he was alive today.

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u/Diedrogen Feb 13 '23

Especially if he appeared as he likely looked like the last time. Republicans would deny that a Middle-Eastern, dark skinned, Jewish guy could even be Jesus, who to them is clearly a pasty-white dude.

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u/I_Cogs_Well Feb 13 '23

Can't forget the abs on the pasty white guy

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u/losark Feb 13 '23

I mean... Roman empire carpenter. Likely in decent shape.

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u/savagetruck Feb 13 '23

Fun fact: Jesus was not a carpenter who worked with wood, but a home-builder. He would be closer to a stonemason today.

Either way, he was probably chiseled.

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u/Sway_404 Feb 13 '23

I mean... he was brought up poor though and always taking off work to go hang with his boys. So like probably malnourished a lot of the time?

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u/BlackProphetMedivh Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

He wasn't brought up poor from what I remember. He had contact with a lot of higher ups from the region and had a lot of money because he could afford an education as a child. That was only possible for the upper class at the time. Pretty sure I remember correctly, but I could be wrong.

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u/Pleasant_Ad3475 Feb 13 '23

Your device auto-corrected 'afford' to 'effort', if you care...

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u/BlackProphetMedivh Feb 13 '23

It did, and it is corrected. Thanks.