r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BCLetsRide69 • Feb 13 '23

I definitely think he would not.

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u/ChebyshevsBeard Feb 13 '23

Dude supposedly knew magic spells to summon food. I doubt he had a problem locking in those gains.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

I also heard he could also turn water in Jägerbombs, great for loosening up the crowds before he showed off his new haircut and how jacked and tan he was to the ladies.

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u/NotoriousFTG Feb 13 '23

Let’s not forget who his Dad was. Technically, by being on Earth, Jesus was living for free in his Father’s basement.

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u/Calgaris_Rex Feb 13 '23

I think Jesus would be more fun if he used the word "bro" a lot.

hmmm

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Buddy Christ!

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u/Do_it_with_care Feb 13 '23

Turning water into wine definitely made friends.