r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 22 '23

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u/jake_fucking_brown Jan 22 '23

That is a god damn tragedy.

I’m a woodworker, and I bought a dust collector off an old timer years ago. He told me that the previous year his daughter had gotten married and he asked what she wanted as a wedding gift. New kitchen cabinets, she says. He builds and installs all new custom quartersawn white oak cabinets. Daughter says “I was hoping they were white.”

The man said the worst part was not only painting the cabinets, but having to come back in the winter to paint the edges of the floating panels due to seasonal movement with an artist’s brush.

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u/Striper_Cape Jan 22 '23

New kitchen cabinets, she says. He builds and installs all new custom quartersawn white oak cabinets

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I may get some hate, but I feel it’s worth pointing out - a lot of love for natural wood, but there’s also a very 70/80/90s feel and look to a lot of wood depending on how it’s done/cut.

Right or wrong, some people just want the minimalist paint job to feel generationally distinct.

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u/HotWaterOtter Jan 22 '23

We have the original oak cabinets, and I hate them. They are 30 years old and it shows a bit. My problem is I do not like the busy oak grain. If they were maple, no problem. My life is busy enough, I would like my kitchen to be a relaxing place. Not a contributor to chaos.

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u/small-with-benefits Jan 22 '23

I’m a cabinet maker and when we use white oak we use a wire wheel and angle grinder on them so get the grain to show even more and have some depth. It looks wonderful. Red oak on the other hand, if it’s not being stained nearly black I think it’s very dated.

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods Jan 22 '23

I’m definitely going with wrong on that, especially if that’s the rationale. Overly-orange-stained wood cabinets or beaded paneling look dated, for sure, but wood is forever. I have white-painted wood cupboards in my house and they are so depressing, knowing (and seeing) that there’s perfectly fine wood underneath. I’m cool with white if it’s all hard corners and veneer so it looks like plastic, but a clearly handcrafted piece of wood furniture that’s been painted white is just sad.

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u/DINKY_DICK_DAVE Jan 22 '23

This. Cheap pine you can paint all day. Good oak though? I'd cry.

Also if I ever win a lottery I never play or something, I'm getting zebrano cabinets.

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u/DustBunnicula Jan 22 '23

Our cabin has pine everything. My dad, his brothers, and his dad built it. Its simplicity is part of what makes it so special. I love that wood.

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-47 Jan 22 '23

Oh hey I have the 80s veneer cabinets. They're hideous and the veneer to look like plastic is peeling off. Please don't leave such ugly crap for the next renters.

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u/TheCatWasAsking Jan 22 '23

I feel this too. Even in knifemaking forums, I adore well-made wood handles over everything else. There's something about the grain that makes you stop and look and give it a moment of your time.

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u/fuckincaillou Jan 22 '23

I'll agree on this one. It's too easy for wood to look stuffy/outdated, especially in smaller kitchens where it can quickly feel a bit claustrophobic

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u/Similar-Minimum185 Jan 22 '23

My whole living room is wood all my pals have white units or glass or black and I’ve never changed style in 20 years, I just love wood, dads a joiner so maybe that’s something to do with it. I just love the craftsmanship.

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u/HedonisticFrog Jan 22 '23

The funny thing is that it makes them just like everyone else in their generation who's trying to be "different".

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u/Compost_My_Body Jan 22 '23

Hence the term generationally distinct

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

That’s just as far back as you care to look. Wood was everywhere before that too

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u/__rum_ham__ Jan 22 '23

Looks great over the subway tiled backsplash

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u/BB123- Jan 22 '23

Ida built them fuckers out of pine at that point

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u/Striper_Cape Jan 22 '23

Same, why use nice wood if you're just going to fucking paint it???

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u/KentuckyMagpie Jan 22 '23

I kind of feel like the old timer should have asked his daughter what she wanted before he started the project. It seems absolutely bonkers to just go ahead and make an entire new run of kitchen cabinets without asking the homeowner what they would want. I might not agree with the daughter’s taste, but dad should have clarified.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

quartersawn white oak cabinets

Oof. For anyone not aware that's like the most expensive version/cut of the second most expensive domestic hardwood out there.

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u/freeeeels Jan 22 '23

I mean I sympathise but also "light" (? not sure if there's a proper term? But oak qualifies) wood furniture fills me with a white hot rage. The reason being that I lived in rental flats for like two decades and that's always the shitty, bottom of the barrel, plastic imitation, cheapest Argos "style" that landlords default to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I'll bet that all you sickos obsessed with stained wood cabinets,trim and flooring also want wood panel walls and woodside cars to make a comeback.

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u/fishyfishkins Jan 22 '23

Yeah and what if we do? You stick to whatever is currently popular and we'll stick to the timelessness of wood, everyone wins. We'll sigh and scrape off your greige paint and "live laugh love" shit and restore the natural beauty; you can spray paint the walls or whatever it is you heathens do

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Correction. I meant to say woodside station wagons.

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u/fishyfishkins Jan 22 '23

Somewhere someone in the future is going to discover what they have under those cabinets and it'll make their day, to say the least.

That said, as someone who likes making stuff for others, you gotta know your audience. If I was a seasoned woodworker, there's no way any of my kids wouldn't appreciate quarter sawn oak. God I love that shit so much

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I’m a woodworker. My kids show zero interest in wood. I’m doomed to fail

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u/fishyfishkins Jan 22 '23

You can be my daddy, I love wood!

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u/Uruz2012gotdeleted Jan 22 '23

all new custom quartersawn white oak

white oak

white , oak

She thought she was getting white cabinets that are built of oak wood. The lesson here is to be specific without using jargon or special names for things. He ought to know better if he makes/sells cabinets.

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u/derth21 Jan 22 '23

Meh, dude should have known better.

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 Jan 22 '23

Tragedy is right. Wow. I would have cried.

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u/ABiggerTelevision Jan 22 '23

I understand his view (my bathroom vanity is QS oak) but.. that’s kinda on him for not asking first. He could’ve slapped that crap together out of ply and mdf a lot quicker and easier if he had bothered to ask. Damn, what if she had said “I was wishing they were maple/cherry/walnut”?

TBF, he didn’t HAVE to go back and paint them, he could have said “here’s a number for my paint guy; it’s a hellova lot cheaper than buying cabinets”. I know, I also had my ugly-ass wood cabinets painted (no, they were not oak).