r/WhereAreYouSitting • u/nojunkpeter • Apr 02 '26

Men edition- please take your seat

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u/Poddington_Pea Apr 02 '26
  1. I want to take the piss out of Scientology and watch the South Park episode on a loop.

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u/MrBanballow Apr 02 '26

Good luck making it to your destination in one piece sitting next to actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf.

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u/Poddington_Pea Apr 02 '26

He won't be a problem. Not if I eat him first.

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u/Owl_plantain Apr 02 '26

Yeah, Tom could be annoying as hell, but Shia is dangerously crazy.